koof

To 'fuck' something in the sense of breaking or destroying, rather than of copulating with it.

Backslang of fook - a corruption of fuck.

Not to be confused with queef.

Fred totally koofed his van by driving it into a wall.

by phantom oddity August 12, 2004

koofy

An ill fitted cap most likely purchased at Lids.

Yo nigga check out my new koofy, shit is fresh to death; or KOOFY SMACK!

by TONI MOHAWFER April 18, 2006

Koofer

A Koofer is someone who kicks a pidgeon. A Koof on the other hand is the noise a pidgeon makes when it is kicked, usually by a Koofer, HARD.

Koof! I the Koofer just Koofed the Koof outta that Koof machine!

by CompareTheMeerkatz July 24, 2009

Kooning

inserting objects into your peehole.

Dude, Daniel's been kooning with a torque wrench. His peehole's gotta be super ragged out by now.

by Bahn burner August 26, 2010

koolio

a word to use insted of cool or koolies.
made up by tahlia

TAHLIA:hey kierans so koolio
CHARLESE:no he isnt

by tahlia November 29, 2004

Shook Kookie

Making out, Intense Making out.
Can lead to sex
see Shooka Shooka

Me and mah baby Shook kookied for the whole day.

by ChickenFungoo May 7, 2005

koolige

(kool-ige)
a unit used to measure ones coolness

ryan the jock has more koolige than kyle the nerd

by Deer Park July 3, 2007