Gul Khan

Originally, a Pashto name but now used widely in Pakistani English for someone who obsequiously supports the oppressive Political Puppet Parties and Movements such as ANP (Awami National Party), the PTM (Pashtun Tahafuz Movement; a false depiction of its actual purpose), and the Deplorable and Unworthy Manzoor Pashteen who is sponsored and ochastrated by foreign espionage agencies like the Indian RAW, the Israeli Mossad, the U.S CIA, Puppet Regime in Kabul, and the Afghan NDS.

COMMON TRAITS:
1.) A Gul Khan Person who will criticize anything and everything under the sun but will shut the fu*k up when it comes to the crimes of the Political parties, individual politicians, their armed goons and militias, other sponsored mafias, gangs, corrupt supreme Court judges and corrupt police officers in Pakistan.

2.) Gul Khan thinks that everything and anything that happens in Pakistan is done by the Pakistan's intelligence agencies or the Defence Establishment of Pakistan.

ALTERNATIVE Definition(s):

Pertaining to insecure, emasculated men, lacking clarity of vision, & correct direction, ineffective in life achievements and thus blaming their woes & plight on outside factors be the Intelligence Agencies, Defence Communities, their own mother or the neighbour's stray cats. 🐈 Consequently seeks Narrow-Sighted solutions in becoming a dim-witted separatist and causing divisions and discourse amongst brothers, wishing for an evil pipe dream called "Pashtunistan"

Person 1: "Man I met this Gul Khan, unwilling to accept his own failures in life and blaming it as a conspiracy of against Pashtuns by lawful authorities."

Person 2: "I'd rather climb the K2 than try to make a Gul Khan see reason. Such confirmed idiots!"

by Akhunzada Rehman Baba Ahmadzai June 22, 2021

Imran Khan

IMRAN KHAN (The Lion Of Pakistan). A great Pakistani, a cricketer, who won the WC 1992 for Pak, a philanthropist, running a cancer hospital and a college, and a politician and chairman of Pakistan Tehreek e Insaf. Only leader of Pak who is not under US influence. Speaks for truth and justice. Leader of the youth and the last HOPE for PAKISTAN.

Badlo bure nizam ko
Vote do Imran ko

Imran Khan the real champ!!!

Future Prime Minister of Pakistan .. INSHALLAH

by TruePakistani April 25, 2011

Khan

lord of the underworld and master of pain

when you go to hell you will have to face the almighty khan

by Ivan Rabbett January 7, 2004

Khanivore

Someone that only eats things that are covered in oil.

Kyle: Do you want some of my sausage

Lance: I can't eat that, it's not nearly greasy enough.

Kyle: Greasy or not I love it. You're such a Khanivore.

by cptchopper October 20, 2008

zain khan

A really chill, liberal dude who hate's the government, and doesn't give a shit about anything or anyone...including himself.

Man, that guy over there is a real Zain Khan

by kuhzlsiuvbe8034bul342-ngdf May 18, 2016

Im batu khan

It means:
Im about to cuuhhhhhh uhhh uhh

I did something dirty (segs)
Im batu khaann(Im bout to cuh)
It means you cuh get out of yo nuts
Im batu khan

by Xweeb July 27, 2023

Kohann

Kohann is a sexually dangerous being, he can be very strong in bed but he will make you adept. Surprise kohann in his shower and he will give you a sweet surprise in the evening. Kohann has a small heart at the bottom and a big ass on the surface. Don't hesitate to bang your fangs in it. Apart from that, Kohann likes to cook naked and masturbate on pronographic sites such as luxure.tv

Oh, Kohann, can i bang a fang in your ass ?

by Loupiot November 23, 2021