The Koala

When a girl gets high and then aggressively sits on your face tus resembling a koala falling from a tree and attacking your face

Yo last night me and my girl tryed something new called "The Koala"

by anonymous February 19, 2021

Ugly potato koala

Commonly referred to as bonnie moss who is the kween of this you will find they are very sarcastic and very bitchy. Never cross one

Hey dude did you talk to bonnie last night

Yea she's definitely the ugly potato koala kween

by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018

Koala sex

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck

I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex

by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025

Koala

An awesome animal who lives in Australia if you fuck with them you died Boii.

1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died

2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one

3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's

Koalas are life.

by Littyboiiii February 2, 2017

koala's vagina

A cooter with some funky shtuff up there.

This girl got a koala's vagina

by john stromboli January 3, 2021

Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.

Come in and watch me petting my koala!

by BradieBear July 7, 2010

Joey Koala

The mascot of Egglepple/Starbureiy company. The cutest little SOB you ever saw, and giving that Taco Bell dog a run for its money!

I got the chance to hug Joey Koala in person. Wait, I think it was a person in a costume because he had ten fingers and he spoke to me when I stepped on his toe.

by Joey Koala October 14, 2007