Jeff the killer

How do people find him hot. Anyway, Jeff the killer is 31-year-old man with at least 30 Million fangirls/fanboys. He was born on June 2nd of 1990 and murdered his Mother, Father, and injured his little brother very badly when he was 13. And no, he is not some UwU bitch who’s dating BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, or anyone else. He is a mentally ill psycho killer who murders people while saying “Go to sleep”.

Person 1: OMG JEFF THE KILLER IS SO HOT 😍😍😩😩😩
Me: wtf
Jeff the Killer: *is actually scared for once* WHAT THE FU-
friend: Jeff u look like a polar bear with a cut smile
Jeff the Killer: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

by Emo_Gay_Bish May 18, 2022

Safe Bug Killers

Bug Killers that are very safe for humans and pets.

Safe Bug Killers:

#1) 90+% Isopropyl Alcohol in a spray bottle is great for killing flies that get into the house.

#2) Put flea-bitten pet in empty bathtub. Soak your pet with Hydrogen Peroxide to kill fleas. Let sit for 3 minutes, then shower or bathe pet.

#3) Spray furniture polish on spiders to kill them.

by Jeff Goven August 2, 2006

the killers

a cool new band from las vegas, who did a really good performance at this years Glastonbury (big english festival)

brill songs include: Andy you're a star, Mr Brightside, Somebody told me and Believe me Natalie

by Colette2000 August 30, 2005

I Killed The Prom Queen

1. What one says when one kills the prom queen

2. Awesome australian metal band, interesting way of screaming, sounds a bit like a low growl.

1. *stab stab* AHAHAHAHAHA I killed the prom queen

2. IKTPQ rules!

by Some Random Person / Anonymous July 1, 2008

Cereal Killer

A person who mindlessly kills (or eats very rapidly) bowls of cereal multiple times day (Someone who usually carries a spoon with them everywhere).

The next victim of the Cereal Killer is that Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

by BobbyBirdman September 30, 2010

meme-killer

A meme-killer is a person that overuses a certain meme or phrase. They use it so often that it becomes old and unfunny very quickly. The meme-killer is especially bad when using the meme incorrectly.

John: 'How was dinner?'
Tim: 'Feels good man.'
John: 'Shut the fuck up already you meme-killer.'

by four1111s July 27, 2011

Mood killer

Someone who can ruin your mood extremely quickly without attempting too. They just have a certain style or attribute that kills moods.

Omg, that guy Teji is such a mood killer. Like i was going to ask this girl to the dance, he randomly came in and asked for a condom.

by Saini Swag December 16, 2011