Kaepernicked

Receiving oral sex by a dark skin woman/man/(insert pronoun) while they’re on their knees with the national anthem playing.

I met this beautiful girl named leticia at the bar last night. Took her back to my place and she kaepernicked by dick all night.

by Gary gruber November 16, 2020

Kemper-shuffle

The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.

Kemper-shuffle. The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.

Look at mike. He's so high and tweaking, he's doing the kemper shuffle. " An imbred man in clark county that has overindulge on drugs."

by Joe Lauren April 30, 2021

Kempercock

An extremely large and tasty-looking penis or phallus-shaped structure.

"have you seen the Kempercock?!? shit must be at least a foot long, mashallah!"

by besmircher September 13, 2023

Blake Kemper

Person with a good nature but inadvertently breaks everything he touches. Can be shortened and subbed into sentences as Blake. Don't Blake the TV

Blake Kemper

by georgeeeeeeeee1234 March 11, 2013

haley keeler

messy, clumsy ,loves food and likes to sleep!

haley keeler loves food

by spaceships22 May 8, 2017

Keefer

A man/boy immersed in the party/drinking/weed-smoking atmosphere of highschool or college life who attends all of the parties and yet never touches any sort of drug, be it alcohol, weed, pills, etc.

-Joe! Quit being such a Keefer and take a hit off of this steamroller!

-Hey Keefer grow a pair and keg stand this shit!

by SpecialD January 17, 2009

keezer

Keezer is a remarkable kid with an extremely sarcastic/hilarious/hearty laughter and is believed to make a great Santa Claus. He is immensly tall, and when you tickle him he will kick you in the head. He has a huge leather jacket, and if you put it on, it will look like you're swimming in it. He personally enjoys my marketing idea about cellphones and internet hook ups.

Keezer: Cows can't use phones or type.
Marisa: I'm a cow with marketing skills.

^See? Feel the love.

by Marisa December 14, 2004