The Kroeger

When a man has no friends, no money, and no sense, he doubles over to fellate himself.

Most partakers are from Alberta.

*Once after a Nickelback concert, featuring the dulcit tones of one Chad Kroeger, I fell down my stairs naked and my junk got stuffed into my northern trunk. It was then that I realized I had just done The Kroeger. What else could I do, "it was soft and required a lot of pulling.".

*See Playoby, April 2008.

by Capt Scotty March 11, 2008

david kross

a young german actor who kicked ass in the reader and held his own beside kate winslet's performance. He is also shag worthy and deserves a ton of credit for his acting chops... his sclong is pretty long too (as seen in the shower scene of the reader with kate winslet scrubbing him down)

Jethro: Hey! I have never heard of any young german actors-
Napoleon: How bout David Kross- i'd tap that

by blamwickity January 26, 2009

Kroozer

Kroozer, a person who enjoys less than leisurly drives during their free time. Will be found during the day fitting blue pipes into their engines and applying a tinted stickyback plastic to their windows. By night they can be found driving people around in exchange for loose change, similar to a taxi service but ariving faster and taking no responsibilty for injury to passengers (normally four crammed in a back seat).

1 - Hunsley, wanna go kroozing to the Underground? Bangin'Kroozer Kru!

by Horace Wimp April 15, 2007

Chad Kroeger

The hideous singer of the equally hideous band Nickelback Often referred to in Australia by radio station Triple M as the paddlepop lion, a popular ice cream icon due to his "post grunge" grotesqueness. Also bears uncanny resemblence to Scott Stapp of Creed, both physically and musically. Composes "hit" songs all of which seem to centre around a faux existential protagonist (himself) wallowing in sentimentality after heartbreak. Recently called out for his recycling of the bland "You remind me" for new single "Photograph", the two having the exact same guitar riffs and "melodies", but with Nickelback this is par for the course. For some bizzare reason has sold approximately 20 million records worlwide 13.5 million in the usa alone, i blame this on the mediocrity of mtv and america in general. This man is a shame to the wonderful Canadian music industry and in fact Canada itself. Was owned whilst performing at a metal festival in Portugal when a corageous audience member threw rocks at him, after which he stormed offstage. Charged in September 06 with drunk driving, we have yet to hear another agonising musical memoir documenting this travesty but undoubtedly in will go double platinum upon its release.

jack: "Is that Scott Stapp?"
sally: "nooo it's Chad Kroeger"
harry: "but it looks like the Paddlepop lion!"

I feel like drowning my existentialist sorrows in burboun, remedial guitar riffs and annoying raspy vocals-I've been Chad Kroegered.

by Hehpf182 November 23, 2006

krotch gobblin

One who is gay and/or practices gayness.

Dude, you're a krotch gobblin.

by John December 3, 2003

krovitz

A jewish Kris Katan lookalike elf who come out at night and go to the club's and tries to get VIP there, if he fail's he yells "SHADY!" if he get's it he yells "FATTY!"

Is that a bird, a plane, a Kris Katan no its a Krovitz raving

Maaan, I got VIP at Rain and it was soo FATTY, but at Mantra they didn't let me that was so SHADY!

by vishal March 14, 2004

Krogerian

1. Someone who is employed at or frequents any one Kroger supermarket.

2. Language spoken by employees of Kroger. The most common words that appear in a Krogerian sentence are curse words.

1. "Carol's been a Krogerian for twenty-plus years."

2. A greeting in both English and Krogerian

In English: "Hello!"

In Krogerian: "Hey, ya piece of shit!"

by Vern Tooley December 12, 2006