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scuffed my jordans 

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.
deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"
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Jorden is Independent & Loyal. Jorden likes to keep it real so you can tell him anything & it’ll always stay between you & him. Jorden “Forgives but never Forgets”, one of the reasons why he’s so confident but so Independent. Jorden is a very understanding person. If Jorden doesn’t understand, he’ll ask until he understands (If it matters). Jorden likes to surround himself with the people he trusts. When you first meet Jorden, you may think that he acts “shy” but really he just doesn’t know you.
Name Jorden
Jorden by Princejayy1k December 24, 2017

Michael Jordanism 

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.
Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

Michael B Jordan 

A sexy actor too old for me. As a heart aching smile, and I mustache that would put Santa to shame😍
Oh did you hear, Michael B Jordan is SUPER juicy

Jim Jordan 

The sub in a bdsm relationship where your master “Trumps” you into continually lying.
I was whipping my Jim Jordan who replied it felt good
Jim Jordan by Bored17 December 29, 2017
The most beautiful girl anyones seen. She's very sweet when she wants to be.. Also very quiet unless she can trust you. Alot of people might judge her which is why she's so reserved. There may be many rumors about her but never believe them. She acts like she's on crack when she's with her friends. She's very loyal to the few friends she has. All the boys have crushes on her. even the girls. (; Jordins dont get around which puts them above alot of other girls. She doesn't need the attention from being a hoe. Jordins are usually very nice and funny. people idolize girls named Jordin cause of their extreme beauty and poise.
1 "You know that girl Jordin?"
2 "Yah, i heard shes a huuge hoe"
1 "dude, no way she's perfect"
Jordin by Paradiise<3 August 23, 2011
A boy unlike any other. One you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He is the boy you'd die for. You look at him, and your heart will just.. melt. Everything you thought you knew about 'love' changes into something you never could have imagined because of this boy. Once you were broken, and now you are fixed. You can almost feel the emotion in his texts, you can HEAR the truth in his words, you can listen to the rhythmic sounds of love in every single one of his heart beats. You'll want to marry this boy. I promise you. His smile could make the strongest of hearts melt. His laugh could give you so many butterflies that they'll fill your entire stomach and send them flying out of your toes. You'll instantly fall in love with him. Nothing else matters but him. Your head is filled with thoughts of him. Everything reminds you of him. A minute feels like a lifetime with him not around. The memories with a Jordan could pierce the soul. You could never bring yourself to leave him. Never. No matter what he did, when you know that you're all his.. it doesn't ever matter. You spend days with him, and when he leaves, it feels as though it's been 5 minutes. You feel like, in order to feel whole, you need to be around him. To see those amazing eyes and have him hold you in his arms. You love him. You love him always.. Having a Jordan in your life is not always a privilege, but the one i have is surely #1, and i never want to lose my Jordan.
Me: Having Jordan Kresen in my life is an absolute blessing!
The rest of the world: totes.
Jordan by el0ra November 19, 2012