They are a loved pair that later will separate. Charlie cheated on Jonna with a guy called Ian. Emil and William and Alex just laughs and called him bad things that makes him depressed and he killed himself. Based on a real story...
by Tahjan September 24, 2019
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Get the Drive Drunk Jonny mug.A Jonny hides in the wild by covering itself in a thick layer of vehicle grease/oil, and disguising it's natural smell with that of tyres.
When domesticated, a Jonny can be put to good use in the kitchen, making tea and baked potatoes.
However, they demand excessive payment in the way of dominating your World of Warcraft gaming time, and bottles of sherry. (They also like to take your last Marlboro when you're not looking, and if not hidden, will also 'look after' your green for you until they think you should smoke it with them.)
When domesticated, a Jonny can be put to good use in the kitchen, making tea and baked potatoes.
However, they demand excessive payment in the way of dominating your World of Warcraft gaming time, and bottles of sherry. (They also like to take your last Marlboro when you're not looking, and if not hidden, will also 'look after' your green for you until they think you should smoke it with them.)
"I was walking through the park the other day, when a herd of Jonny's came flying past. One of them stole the fag right out of my mouth, and before I could say anything, they had disappeared in a cloud of dust."
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Yo, you see that guy over there? He's definitely a Jonner.
Look at the handsome guy, he's definitively a Jonner.
Yo I wish I was a Jonner, My penis is tiny af.
Look at the handsome guy, he's definitively a Jonner.
Yo I wish I was a Jonner, My penis is tiny af.
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J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
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