Joker Juice

Also know as Joker Jooce or even Joker Jooece, this concoction is rumored to have been seen in the realms of Magic Mountain. Only a fable, yet able to draw hundreds into its cult status.

Me: "What you sell?"
Attendant: "Freshers Frozen Lemonade"
Me: "Got anything harder?"
Attendant: "There ain't nuthin harder."
Me: "Joker Jooece?"
Attendant: "There ain't no such thing! Now get the Hell outta here!"

by UberMeng July 31, 2003

jopker

Something completely different.

My friend was telling me i am a joker
but spelled it jopker.

by dngrmice June 9, 2005

Joker face

when you go to perform oral sex on a girl who is on her period, has a tampon in and you pull out the tampon with your teeth, shake it back and forth, "painting" a jokers smile on your face. You can make it more fun by growling while you do it...

Erich went down on his bitch while she was on the rag..pulled out the tampon with his teeth, started to growl and shook it back and forth to "paint" a joker smile on his face...giving him a joker face.

by mister funny man June 29, 2010

Joker

When you eat out a girl while she is on her period. You come up with "joker" lips.

JACK: "heyyy r u on ur period?"
SHITHEAD: "umm.. yeah?"
JACK: "lets do the joker"
SHITHEAD: "aight"

by gpam June 28, 2011

joker smile

When you eat a girl out while shes on her period

Last night i got a joker smile cause i didnt know she was on her period.

by G.Duffy December 9, 2007

jocker

A name used by scene and rocker chicks on Myspace to signify someone who is a prep/hater/pretty much anyone who insults on the whole scene/indie culture.

Reasons to add Fantasy Kids on Myspace:
.unique
.awesome
.tons of layouts

Reasons not to add:
.You're a hater
.You're lame
.You're a jocker.

by heatherito June 25, 2007

jonser

Someone who is always in need of drugs or never has cigarettes and always asks for one.

That dude is such a jonser, he's ran out of coke days ago.

by Jonesy602az April 22, 2008