Jersey Girl

There's a big difference between a Jersey Girl and a Shore Whore. Those fake, orange girls who call themselves "guidettes" are no Jersey Girls. Real Jersey Girls are the sweetest, most wholesome girls you will ever meet. Our best nights are spent in diners. We call it the shore and not the beach. We have REAL tans and REAL personalities. We can be "bitches" if need be. We can fight.
Bottom line, there ain't no other girl in this world like a true blue Jersey Girl.

Shore Whores turn heads, Jersey Girls break necks.

by iLikeDiscoFries June 25, 2010

Jersey Beach Whistle

Those plastic tampon applicators you find washed up on the Jersey shore.

We wanted to have a quiet moonlight stroll, but the Jersey Beach Whistles were everywhere.

by Just me September 1, 2003

circle jerks

a bunch of guys sitting aorund wanking.... a big group jerk off.

frank is a circle jerk, he goes to circle jerks

by ryan December 7, 2003

new jersey meat hook

When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.

When i got done with tito's mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.

by jeff hogg December 6, 2003

Jersey Divorce

The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.

Rather than giving her half, Tommy decided to just give her the ol' Jersey Divorce.

by Sid Wallace December 14, 2008

jersey city round robin

(v.) to tea bag every occupant of a room

Yo, I heard Sal gave Nasty Nigrelli's Mom and Sis the old Jersey City Round Robin this weekend. And they LOVED IT!

by the_skipper October 9, 2008

Jerseyherps

A unique type of genital herpes contracted from a breed of parasitic beings known as "guidos" or "guidettes". The creatures who carry and spread the virus are usually found in, or are originally from the state of New Jersey.

"Dude, do not go to New Jersey."
"Why?"
"I had a bit too much to drink and ended up having a one night stand with this girl....and now I think I contracted jerseyherps from her..."
"Gross!"

by defineALLthethings August 30, 2011