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Jamie

Jamie is massive, he has the ability to engulf the entire milky way. Sadly, this fat man is completely unable to walk due to diabetes. He is also an annoying asshole that no one likes, he stinks like piss to make things worse.
Jamie will also go by fat cunt or Mr. Chonk
If you keep eating you will become a 'Jamie.'
You stink like a 'Jamie.'
Oh get up and walk, you are being such a 'Jamie.'
by Fishythefishy June 12, 2020
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A girl who spits out food when she laughs and she lets people jump over her legs on a scooter.
Jamie!!!!!
by DixieDog15 October 26, 2019
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She's a typical middle aged Facebook mom from the 2010s that posts Selfies of her and her family.
Jamie: "Vacation with the fam! #disneyworld #Selfie! #LOL #I<3myfamily
by xvizq April 20, 2022
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A mild retarded kid who gets drunk off 6 beers, gets beaten by his girlfriend and go to at durham college where success matters. He spends his days wasting away playing retro computer games instead of going to class. In all, he is a short emo kid that looks like he is 12 years old
Jamie: In order to cook a meal twice as fast you must first put it in the microwave and then put the microwave into the oven. this will enable you to cook food twice as fast
by jamie lover 101 November 19, 2009
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A gay boy who nobody likes. He pretends to be a 14 year old girl on Minecraft and gives bad succ. He catfishes people and gives fake names. He can’t ever get a boyfriend if he tried. He’s also a mega faggot.
(Person #1) That Jamie catfished me!
(Person #2) They must be desperate.
by Space Whale Cringe June 14, 2018
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A barn hoe who wants more attention then she can already attract with her ugly ass face. Not to mention if you kicked that bitch in the crotch you’d lose a shoe.
Damn Jamie just went after my ex
by Your fault hun June 9, 2018
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Blond college-grad girls from Seattle. Generally thinks they are "Down with it" but they haven't got a clue.

Also retarded when it comes to anything electrical
he give me the computer, stop being Jamy!
by CrazyTimeChris October 9, 2008
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