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Jake

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023
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The most bad ass cool ass man you ever see he has lots of cool thingand is cracked in every game
by Kaboom man June 8, 2022
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(Not referring to all Jake's, just most of them)
Jake is an adjective to describe any of the following:
Selfish, Stupid, Jealous, Ignorant, Arrogant, Mean, Unworthy, Waste of time and space, douche, asshole, pointless and last but certainly not least they are typically
WIMPS!!!!
Girl: Man that guy is a total douche bag!

Friend: Yeah, he looks like a Jake.

Girl: Yep, that's his name. Jake, what an asshole.
by Lovely Lexi October 31, 2010
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A very vulgar word. Can be used to replace another offensive word in a sentence. Or refered to someone who cries a lot, mostly about nothing, or intending to get someone into trouble.
Stop crying you Jake...

Ugh.. That dog just Jaked in my yard!
by T3h Fuzz March 30, 2007
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1.)Stupid son of a bitch that gets laid all the time. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone to take care for the baby on her own.
2.) A lazy ass motherfucker who who ets engaged to two diferent girls at the same time and leaves the pregnant one becuase he doesnt want to take care of his own child.
That guy should know what it feels like to be JAked. fucker
by body guard January 19, 2009
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jakes

Old fashioned slang for toilets, WC, The Place... that is, where you do your excretory business
Oh my, my bladder will burst... must go to the jakes...
by Sylvain September 26, 2004
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" omfg did u see those jakes over there?? they were totally hitting on you Bryan"said Becky.
"yo i no!! they are definitely jake.
by suesanbankan January 5, 2008
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