Jake

(Not referring to all Jake's, just most of them)
Jake is an adjective to describe any of the following:
Selfish, Stupid, Jealous, Ignorant, Arrogant, Mean, Unworthy, Waste of time and space, douche, asshole, pointless and last but certainly not least they are typically
WIMPS!!!!

Girl: Man that guy is a total douche bag!

Friend: Yeah, he looks like a Jake.

Girl: Yep, that's his name. Jake, what an asshole.

by Lovely Lexi October 31, 2010

jake

A very vulgar word. Can be used to replace another offensive word in a sentence. Or refered to someone who cries a lot, mostly about nothing, or intending to get someone into trouble.

Stop crying you Jake...

Ugh.. That dog just Jaked in my yard!

by T3h Fuzz March 25, 2007

Jake

1.)Stupid son of a bitch that gets laid all the time. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone to take care for the baby on her own.
2.) A lazy ass motherfucker who who ets engaged to two diferent girls at the same time and leaves the pregnant one becuase he doesnt want to take care of his own child.

That guy should know what it feels like to be JAked. fucker

by body guard January 20, 2009

jakes

Old fashioned slang for toilets, WC, The Place... that is, where you do your excretory business

Oh my, my bladder will burst... must go to the jakes...

by Sylvain September 26, 2004

jake

a synonym of gay fags.

" omfg did u see those jakes over there?? they were totally hitting on you Bryan"said Becky.
"yo i no!! they are definitely jake.

by suesanbankan December 14, 2007

Jake

Jake is the name given to a future fortnite virgin. Short blonde hair defines his egg like face with piercing blue eyes and luscious luminous freckles. Also is a midget.

Tegan *oooh who is that scrumptious lookin midget*
Nikola *oh it's just Jake Page White UwU*

by FortniteVirgin October 24, 2019

Jake

A piece of shit beta cuck bag who has no friends and a receding hairline and the only good thing about him is his massive cock

Jake is a fucking cuck bag

by BigJuicyRooster October 26, 2019