Will Steal All Of Your Root Beer, Your Girlfriend, and Your Sonic The Hedgehog Lego Set, Hates Fortnite, Loves Green Day, and Thinks Burger King Is The GOAT of fast food, never got into Anime, makes FNF mods when he's not at school/work, and can eat a whole pepperoni pizza

Jaden wants to come to the party, stop him from getting his hands on the pepperoni pizza.

Jaden by PuppyDogs&Weezer March 22, 2024

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Jaden

The most sexy and gorgeous person in the world with a cock so big it looks like drake just turn around and bend over now or it will go up your ass with no consent he might as well be called the sex lord

Jaden Is a Sex lord upon every universe

Jaden by gorgeous babe 69420 March 23, 2024

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An enderman with social anxiety and adhd. Jaden's have a skill to teleport behind peoples backs and ask the most random questions, as well as turning completely invisible at night. They are also professional at denying crushes on 5 foot 5 girls who have a nose size of fucking gru himself. Jaden's can be commonly found anywhere with fried chicken and can sometimes be spotted at fitness first attempting to bench 30kg. If in school Jaden's can be seen carrying 10 pens, 2 pencils, an eraser and random piece of paper all in their pockets, as well as trying to trash talk others into attempting math extension 2.

Oh yea, I saw Jaden. He was next to that hut over there.

"Jaden?" Which gorilla was that again? Oh, the skinny black one.

Jaden: "Kids, hold on. The opps are back!"

Jaden by officeframe August 15, 2024

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