jacob 

fat, small dick, temper, harmless

jacob is a pussy

jacob by anonymous January 17, 2022

Jacob 

A prick with no sense of comedy who thinks everyone else is his servant.

Im not making waffles, you Jacob. Learn to cook you idiot.

Jacob by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom June 7, 2022

Jacob 

A person with qualities that make him extremely fucking gay just an abundance of homosexuality balled up into one person who can only be described as one of the munchkins from the wizard of oz. Also extremely fucking gay, and short as shit, and likes horse cock in his bumbhole.

That jacob sure is a queer
Yeah, he's pretty big bitch and is really fucking short.

Jacob by B63 September 27, 2015

Jacob 

A real fucken asshole, the worst guy ll ever meet, his breathe always stinks, hes hair hair is stinky and oily, he is overly hairy, hes an aussie gronk

"whats that fat fuck gronks name?" "oh thats jacob"

Jacob by WillyWonkaKat February 18, 2017

Jacob 

A Jacob is a egotistical bastard who thinks he funny and all that but he is really just a son of a punk and a bitch too nobody wants to be friends with him

Yo look its jacob that bitch.

Jacob by Ella strui March 12, 2018

Jacob 

A guy that will bump a lot of alcohol from you and never pay you back. Every time you go out you'll always end up buying him from shots to bottles of vodka and jack Daniels.

Jacob: *is seen in anvils with a bottle of jack Daniels*
Person no.1: I can bet 5 euro that he didn't even pay 1c of that bottle.
Person no.2: do you think hes that cheap.
Valentina: THATS MY FUCKIN JACK DANIELS

Jacob by McFlurryDaddy April 23, 2019

Jacob 

Lazy, always tired, has an excuse for everything, the oposite of adventurous, enjoys video games on levels no one would understand, likes to be alone, not a sporty man, infact hates anything to do with going outside.

Jacob, come outside and play with us.

Jacob by John Salvich July 27, 2017