Ivan

Tall and usually dark , tends to have a weird character but everyone wants one in their friend groups
Usually doesn’t like girls because he has been rejected a couple of times

Man isn’t Ivan a good guy to be around

by I eat facts for breakfast March 10, 2021

Ivan beck

Fucker from Kane pixels backrooms who's good guy, bad guy and never seen.

Person 1:did you know that On July 2nd 1988, the ASYNC Research Facility tested its low-proximity magnetic distortion system for the third time. Details regarding the results of the experimentation have not yet been released. During a press conference held in April of 1988, Ivan Beck, vice-director of the ASYNC Foundation described the intention of these tests, stating "this program, if granted sufficient backing from the United States government, will offer a solution to all current and future storage and residential needs, and save billions of dollars on property construction and management?

Person 2: I don't give a fuck.

by Bill- nye-your-mom's-a-guy May 28, 2024

Ivan's downloading

When your little brother is downloading when you're trying to jerk off to character AI or play arma

Duval dude I was trying to jerk off to character AI with bub but Ivan's downloading

by bryfryduval July 27, 2025

Ivan and Anaya

They the most beautiful couple in the world there nice, funny, cool people to hang out with.

Ivan and Anaya are cute

by Doy Mate February 16, 2019

Ivan

The most kind hearted man you will ever meet. He is so pure hearted and when you meet an Ivan keep him they will never fail to show how much they love you

Oh how I love Ivan.

by - Goofball <3 February 6, 2024

ivan

The basic russian. the biggest piece of dog meat to ever exist. Large consumer of vodka and heavily abused at home. Struggles in public due to lack of social skills and overall is an easy target to bully. You do not want to be around an Ivan because they tend to get an impulse need of dick in the ass. Is in heavy debt and can't seem to go a day without crying. Dont be an Ivan. Fruity.

Look, that guy is an ivan, run away

by urnotfunnygoat October 4, 2022

Ivan Sim

Ivan has a small dick, loves to do the pampam with Manow in his Toyota Vios. He is a very nice guy, with good music talent, ranging from piano to guitar and violin. He changes a VW Golf during the age of 23. Unfortunately, his VW Golf broken down in 2022 and requires the engine to be overhaul. He will spend a fortune in this unfortunate incident. In the future, he will be inheriting the father’s company Chi Tak Sdn Bhd.

Wow, you got a VW Golf?!
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.

Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
Yes!! I’m so Ivan Sim.

by Leong Jing Ting November 22, 2021