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OG-itis

The desire to possess original online usernames for the purpose of looking cool in front of friends and randoms that honestly couldn't give any shits about the username you have.

Symptoms of OG-itis consist of, but aren't limited to: Spending your entire life savings on OG usernames and ditching friends you've known your entire life just because they had numbers, underscores, or hyphens in their username.
Friend: Hey dude wanna play some COD?
OG-itis Victim: Yeah sure on which account, Capture, Herb or Hyped?

Friend: Dude...you have OG-itis..
by 420BBQ@DQ May 4, 2015
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Nat-one-itis

The ability to have the worst luck for any given situation, or doing something and having the most negative of reactions
You are in the middle of a divorce, your dog needs surgery, and your car just got stolen? You really do have Nat-one-itis!
by Archangel3297 May 17, 2025
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Tv-itis

When someone is so into the television, that they are unaware of what is going on around them.
Louis is watching tv, he is not paying attention to us, he has tv-itis.
by Dc0118 February 28, 2021
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too-much-itis

when you have a lot of something that you usually don't have a lot of, and you overuse it due to a change in your perception of its scarcity. it isn't too-much-itis if overconsumption has no consequences for you.
"I've got a bad case of too-much-itis, I just got my stimulus and I've already bought like six things."
by dooooom March 28, 2021
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Pre-itis

The drowsy or sleepy feeling you get while you are eating a fulfilling meal. Leads to itis.
While we were eating dinner , I seen him eating sluggish and his eyes rolling back, then I said, "Damn, it looks like you got pre-itis." itis
by Nunuheartsbuck😘 September 11, 2016
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Mark-itis

Mark-itis is Lando, Pat, Nate.
by Nando11 September 25, 2022
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pube-lice-ity

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...
“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone
by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021
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