Methwillie-itis

Shrinking of the male genitalia from use of methamphetamines

Babe I’m sorry I can’t get it up I’m suffering a severe case of methwillie-itis.

by Lube Mobil wcty May 8, 2022

Tv-itis

When someone is so into the television, that they are unaware of what is going on around them.

Louis is watching tv, he is not paying attention to us, he has tv-itis.

by Dc0118 February 28, 2021

t.v.-itis

When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.

After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.

by JamMom February 26, 2018

kerney-Itis

A rare conundrum that causes bad things (usually sexual) to happen to someone

Did you hear what Logan did withh that girl

Ya must have been a bad case of Kerney-Itis

by Cole_Gub69 September 20, 2023

Assa-itis

When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick

Yo I drank after him and he gave me Ass-itis so now I have a fever.
Assa-itis- When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick

by Shit my family says February 28, 2016

blockmine-itis

this is the fear of minecraft.
minecraft is full of viaritys of blocks so it is incourprated with the word.

"I cant not play minecraft with you, I have blockmine-itis."

by bb chan March 24, 2021

jazza-itis

the cure for charlee-itis.

im very sorry Charlee Tingate, you have charlee-itis and the only way to cure you is to infect you with jazza-itis.

by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018