monday roast

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.

Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.

by Hatter101 March 23, 2016

muffin monday

When you find a muffin on the dashboard of your car on Monday morning but you have no idea who put it there so you post it on Facebook and find out your dad left it there for you.

It's Muffin Monday!

by MuffinMonday412 December 5, 2016

Goosemeat monday

When you’re doing 69 and she bites your cock so you make a goose noise in her vagina. Only on monday’s

Last week me and my girl had a goosemeat monday

by eddy051705 January 23, 2022

cyber monday

a day when ppl who are too lazy t go to the store get sales online

Ughh Its such a pain to get up for black friday, so i rather just wait for cyber monday.

by nina541 November 30, 2010

Surviving Monday

Survival of the fittest. Those who can survive a Monday are ones that have extreme strength. No ordinary person has ever survived Monday, let alone live onto Tuesday. The strongest of all survived to Friday, and will reign superior. These people will and have been rewarded with the all-loving Saturday and the slightly less all-loving Sunday, whose beauty, kindness, and strength will forever leave the survivor astonished.

Me: Sunday, oh please let us be surviving Monday, with your oh so glorious beauty.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.

by Corey the best Definer October 17, 2017

sunday mondays

a slang term used for people of the black race that really like to go church. i mean they really really like church.. so much that they might even be a preacher,or in the choir or just have in2god written on there license plates. and they may say hallejah often

kayla lives next to some sunday mondays,who blockthe street and have a water leaks.

rev. jesse jackson is definatley a sunday monday.

by airfives February 15, 2010

Monday-Friday

A friday which feels exactly like a monday. Monday-Fridays tend to be horrible in the way that you are extremely tired, with no sense of pending freedom.

"Oh man today is going so slow!" Hunter said
"That's just cause it's a monday-friday" I replied

by DancingWhale December 1, 2010