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Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.
by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023
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Make A Rare Impact

The collective acts of a community to make a significant impact.
Each of us can make an impact, together we can make a rare impact.

We challenge you to make a rare impact.
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Genshin Impact

The ultimate way to lose all motivation and money.

The fandom goes with free racism and toxitity.

Play at your own risk!
"I just started playing Genshin Impact" "That's such a bad idea"
by Azuredoesdumbthings April 19, 2023
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Third Impact

The Third Impact is an event which occurs in the events of the End of Evangelion, which the souls of Adam and Lilith are merged, bringing humanity into a single lifeform known as LCL fluid as their physical bodies are abandoned, but is reverted by Shinji Ikari who rejects instrumentality, allowing the souls of the world to return to human form....
man 1: I cant stop third impacting ur mom
man 2 : kill yourself
by the letter H is superior March 23, 2024
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Impact

BLACKPINK the globally popular kpop sensation that even locals enjoy.
Kpoppies: Someone give them the definition of an impact.
Blinks: Oh, you mean blackpink?
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Genshin Impact

when Jeremy plays genshin impact, he doesn't
by notlettuce June 5, 2022
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Braced For Impact

When someone with braces is masterbating and their climax is so good they accidentally locked their jaw.
John Braced For Impact and had to go to the dentist the next morning.
by TruthManDan April 23, 2018
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