Copulation Imperative

The reason for being if you are a male.
Common evolution theory states that the man's instinct to copulate overrides all but the most basic functions of survival. If you’ve ever been a member of a fraternity you understand.

by JohnnySix January 27, 2003

immortal technique

okay, Tech has some of the sickest rhymes ive heard, i find it ill when rappers use bigger words taht rhyme, but i think he is completely wrong with hsi politics, and " Bin Laden" is completely ridiculous, 1- why the hell would a president do that. 2 if he did, there would defnetly be evidence, real fuckin proof by now, 7 years after it occurred. I respect him for spittin his view, personally i listenhim, i love his raps, except a few, but hes made enough songs aobut the government, why not stick with songs like, "positive balance", thats probably one of his best songs.

Immortal technique should step away from the governmental hit, he's made enough

by DGk1441 January 28, 2008

This Immortal Curl

Used when describing the world or another word the the earth.

Ain't no hope in this immortal curl

by hitman 123456789 February 21, 2009

Recto-cranial Immersion

The Liberal malady of having your head encased firmly in your (or someone else's) rectum.

Al Franken suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

by Proud Conservative September 22, 2003

Immeh

A universal term used for a variety of reasons and in different situations such as: distress, happiness, confusion, humour, boredom, ecstacy..etc.
However the speaker sees fit to use it is proper. Please note, the two founders of this sacred word are Kat n Ally. The only philosophers of the word, and can only know the true true reason behind it.

Kat: Immeh, immeh. I forgot my lunch!
Ally: Oh, immeh! U can have some of mine.
Kat: Immeh! Thanks!
Ally: No probs, immeh-head.

by Ally April 1, 2005

Immoral Vaccination

When high-income countries with high vaccination rates would almost have to beg or coax their citizens to get their third booster shots rather than giving or selling their surplus or hoarded vaccines to developing nations, where the people long to get jabbed.

Nations guilty of immoral vaccination only agree to donate their near-expiry vaccines to desperate pro-Western developing countries, or decide to practice “dose sharing” with another developed country that has a low vaccination rate and a low supply of Western vaccines.

by MathPlus September 4, 2021

Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.

*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023