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ideological bigot

A mentalist or Mind reader that is constantly 'in character' and lives the persona 24/7. One who makes claims that can be neither proven nor dis proven.
"Callahan (paranormalist), I find you an Ideological Bigot"
by J ust Guess February 5, 2008
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Ideal Blowjob Height

When a girl is about as tall as the waist of a guy. The height of both people is thus ideal for blow jobs.
Person A: My girlfriend is so small, she has the ideal blowjob height!
Person B: Sweet! I always wanted a girl with a ibjh
by PCFF April 14, 2011
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idekwtfid

Idekwtfid: I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing
Idekwtfid any more
by Duhhitzsara October 7, 2018
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Bad Idea Bears

characters from the play Avenue Q : the Bad Idea Bears are the ones that suggest that you have drinking contests the day before that important interview.... Bad Idea Bears are really just our inner (bad) kid, goading us on into STUPID ideas!
"Last night? I don't remember anything after a visit from the Bad Idea Bears.... I remember them saying a few lines of coke 'wouldn't hurt just this once'..."
by TheGoddessMaria October 31, 2009
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prestige worldwide idea

When you have an idea that is so amazing and ingenious that it feels like a lightning bolt just hit the tip of your penis.
Guy1: Dude, I just had a prestige worldwide idea! We should totally...

Guy2: OMG, yes!

Guy1: My penis is tingling.
by NightHawk Dragon XXX December 26, 2011
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iDead

iDead now, get it?
by AppleiAnon October 6, 2011
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Firearm Identification Card

The asinine requirement to purchase a firearm (rifle or shotgun), ammunition or even BB guns in the People's Republic of New Jersey. Although not technically required for possession of such items, it does, as a generality, serve as a de facto proof of being "eligible" to possess firearms. Application for FID is typically made to the law enforcement agency at which one resides. Non residents apply at the nearest NJSP trooper barracks. The process is highly intrusive and involves signing a waiver to allow disclosure of mental health information to determine eligibility and the providing of references who must attest to the "fitness" of the applicant.

The process is supposed to take no more than 30 days, but do to prevailing anti 2nd amendment attitudes and sentiments held by most law enforcement agencies, it can take, in some cases, upwards of a year to be issued one; other localities, more accepting of the second amendment will issue within 30 days. In addition, there are multiple cases of denial for "arbitrary" and vague reasons, often termed as "public health and safety".
Oh you want to buy this gun, ok, let me see your Firearm Identification Card before we can proceed with this sale.

Oh, you want to apply for a FID. Here sign this mental health waiver and we'll hopefully issue your card in the next year or so.

LEO- Let me see your FID.

Law abiding citizen-Sir, respectfully, I do not need a FID since I am in possession under one of the exemptions provided for by NJ law.

LEO-Get the fuck out of the car and get on the ground!!!!! You cannot possess a firearm without a FID!!!!!
by LONFOG April 10, 2010
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