a dessert alaskan eskimos devour in seconds.
made from lard you can also substitute crisco, or animal fats
and berrys mostly the blue kind
mixed together to even make strong stomaches quiver
made from lard you can also substitute crisco, or animal fats
and berrys mostly the blue kind
mixed together to even make strong stomaches quiver
eskimo says 'want some eskimo ice cream, i made it fresh from todays berrys and yesterdays dead whale'
me 'hell no'
me 'hell no'
by chindra October 6, 2008
Get the eskimo ice creammug. Def: Reference to a woman or group of women whose apparent sexual attractiveness can be directly attributed to the fact that the man identifying the subject as attractive has simply been in a long-term, monogamous relationship (usually a decade or more).
Origin: The terms stems from the idea that after exclusively eating vanilla ice cream over an extraordinarily long period of time, even odd flavors of ice cream that you would not normally consider eating might sound more appealing than vanilla.
Origin: The terms stems from the idea that after exclusively eating vanilla ice cream over an extraordinarily long period of time, even odd flavors of ice cream that you would not normally consider eating might sound more appealing than vanilla.
Example 1:
Married Man: "Yo man, check out the hotties in the booth over there!"
Friend: "Nah, bro .. that's Broccoli Ice Cream."
Example 2:
Wife: "I saw you checking out the ass on that Broccoli Ice Cream walking her dog. You know she has grandkids, right?"
Married Man: "Yo man, check out the hotties in the booth over there!"
Friend: "Nah, bro .. that's Broccoli Ice Cream."
Example 2:
Wife: "I saw you checking out the ass on that Broccoli Ice Cream walking her dog. You know she has grandkids, right?"
by dipdanger July 13, 2012
Get the Broccoli Ice Creammug. When you're doing a chick from behind, her face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn her around, and come on her face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.
by Dave Davis May 17, 2007
Get the waffles and ice creammug. Where you coat you penis in ice-cream then proceed to slap you female companion in the face with said cock.
by DickSmasherMcIronCock March 3, 2018
Get the Ice-Cream Floatmug. Snow.
It is cheap to get, tastes simple and monotonous, comes same years after years.
Everyone in Ohio likes it, taste guaranteed, for sure.
It is cheap to get, tastes simple and monotonous, comes same years after years.
Everyone in Ohio likes it, taste guaranteed, for sure.
by Xilicon14 January 26, 2023
Get the Ohio ice creammug. When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.
I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.
by 23356765 December 16, 2018
Get the Bearded ice creammug. The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.
"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"
by OhioGorl February 22, 2022
Get the Toft's Ice Creammug.