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hobosexual

Someone that likes to get sexual with hobos. This event usually takes place in the hobo's house. (AKA a cardboard box.)
1. Lindsay K is a total hobosexual.
2. That guy looks like a total hobosexual!
by Hobobobo January 20, 2008
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hobosexual

Men who date homeless women thinking they will have easy love for giving them food and shelter. The women usually leave the relationship when they find the man is flaky.
<friend1> Why is your your brother always dating those scummy women?
<friend2> He's a hobosexual.
by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007
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hobosexual

a human that is a hobo, and/or resembles one
That hobosexual grows nice apples.
by Michael Bordelon September 30, 2008
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hobosexual

A metrosexual who doesn't have any money.
He could be a metrosexual instead of a hobosexual IF he had a job.
by Dr. Luv January 4, 2008
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hobosexual

A person, usually homeless, who is not necessarily straight or homosexual, just desperate. Not in relation to the song, it was developed after noticing that although no one of a socially 'normal' status would hit on him, the homeless population seemed to love Rabbit. Hobosexuals are basically just desperate for affection.
Hahaha! Did you see that hobosexual hit on Rabbit? I can't believe he took him up on it! What a bellend!
by Smackababy September 11, 2007
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Hobosexual

(Adj)
1. One who must have a homeless person for their partner.
2. One who feels sexually stimulated only by a homeless person.
Person 1: Dude you have to hear this. Last night I was going over to Jenny's house for a project that we had to finish, and I saw a bunch of men in dirty clothes in her room... they looked like homeless people.

Person 2: Oh my god... what does this mean?

Person 1: She's hobosexual.
by Roberto Millero January 1, 2008
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Hoboken

This asshat can be found in a Calculus classroom. He laughs at everything the teacher does and picks up chalk off the ground for them. He also tends to show up with a packed lunch at 9 am, then proceeds to eat his pudding. Usually wearing a trenchcoat, goofy hair, and glasses, he'll annoy the hell out of you with his clicking pen, unless of course, replaced by his three sharpened pencils.
On occasion of a test, he'll do the arm thrust towards the body accompanied by the "yes!", paralleling a d-bag.
Sometimes he'll be seen driving his rusty p.o.s., smeared thouoghly with roadkill.
Studious Student #1: Hey, what time is it?
Studious Student #2: Oh, it is promptly a quarter after nine.
Studious Student #1: Thanks a bunch.
Studious Student #2: By the way, did you see that asshat Hoboken?
Studious Student #1: As a matter of fact I did, later I have an appointment with his car involving unmentionable things. Hopefully his window is open!
by Hanky Panky April 17, 2006
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