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Adj. Derivation of Pacific Northwest American slang, early 21st century.
To have an ass which smells and looks like that of a hamster's.
By implication the person uses cheap toilet paper, is poor, and unwashed. The further implication is the person eats over processed food with little to no nutrition; therefore, their posterior is unshapely and the body can be likened to a pear, or hamster's figure.
Adj. Derivation of Pacific Northwest American slang, early 21st century.
To have an ass which smells and looks like that of a hamster's.
By implication the person uses cheap toilet paper, is poor, and unwashed. The further implication is the person eats over processed food with little to no nutrition; therefore, their posterior is unshapely and the body can be likened to a pear, or hamster's figure.
"Have you seen the hamsterass on that trailer park bitch?"
"Jesus Christ! look at the hamsterass on the Wal-Mart greeter."
"Jesus Christ! look at the hamsterass on the Wal-Mart greeter."
by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009
Get the Hamsterass mug.A person who thinks they are a hipster, but in fact they do not associate with the norm of the hipster ways so they are alone.
Symptoms that you may know/be a loner hipster:Denial, shower without soap(real hipsters don't shower at all), staying in to watch an indie film for a first date, constantly overusing the phrase "I don't want to see that mainstream bullshit", overlistening to the shins, and watching 500 Days of Summer over 500 times.
Symptoms that you may know/be a loner hipster:Denial, shower without soap(real hipsters don't shower at all), staying in to watch an indie film for a first date, constantly overusing the phrase "I don't want to see that mainstream bullshit", overlistening to the shins, and watching 500 Days of Summer over 500 times.
That George, he wears his scarf and cardigan all the time, but he doesn't frequent enough coffee shops or watch enough indie films to be a hipster, he's a loner hipster.
by georgesucks January 20, 2011
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by Sydney January 14, 2005
Get the hamster mug.A small rodent not to be confused with a mouse. They are very fuzzy and friendly. They also like to dance. Also, they will run in little plastic or metal wheels until they die from either heart attack or exhaustion. Make good pets except they are escape artists.
The hamster nibbled the small piece of apple amusing the giggling group of girls who where watching it.
by Bohemian Diva April 11, 2006
Get the Hamster mug.1. a female who has no regard for cleanliness, especially concerning her menstrual cycle.
2. one who leaves her tampons for all to see.
3. an unsanitary girl or woman,
2. one who leaves her tampons for all to see.
3. an unsanitary girl or woman,
by daddybearluvsyou October 4, 2010
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LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"
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Get the hamsterspan mug.n. a slang term used as a substitute for 'colonoscopy'
v. to have underwent a colorectal examination either medically or in jest by friends and acquaintances.
v. to have underwent a colorectal examination either medically or in jest by friends and acquaintances.
s. Bob went under this afternoon to get hamstercammed by that creepy doctor with the spam hands...guess that's why he can't sit properly.
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