Handicrop

When a handicapped individual (i.e. in a wheelchair) crop dusts (passes gas while moving).

Dude 1: Do you smell that?
Dude 2: I think that guy in the wheelchair farted as he rolled by...
Dude 1: Dude! He just Handicropped us!

by Mrcusmc October 30, 2012

Handscaping

When a man landscapes a woman's body with his hands and his hands only.

So Ren was handscaping my girl last night - that dirty dog.

by handscapersunite May 11, 2014

handcident

When you are walking in a hallway or a sidewalk and someone accidentally swings their hand back while walking and hits your dick.

I was heading to bio when the kid in front of me accidentally swung his hand right into my junk, it was an awkward handcident.

by Slayer_Kid July 19, 2016

Handicap handjob

A handjob with the left hand

Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.

by Mr.righthand July 9, 2016

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

handawesome

One who is either awesomely handsome or handsomely awesome.

OMG, I just met the most handawesome boy.

by 20sidedhero November 6, 2016

handass

hand thats been shoved up your ass

i have a handass

by Loopdick February 15, 2017