If there's grass on the field, play ball

Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).

"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

by Azi0056 February 17, 2019

grass

a snitch, some one who tells to police/orthorities on someones dodgey acts.

john is a grass

john grassed me up for stealing mikes phone

by simondodo August 15, 2006

Grasshopper love

When a man takes his index finger and thumb and places then on a another man's chest having the nipple inbetween the index finger and thumb. He then gently rolls his fingers back and forth on ethier side of the nipple causing immense pleasure

Alex was in shock from the grasshopper love Nathan gave him.

by Tom Geaslen December 19, 2005

cool wet grass

An expression of difficulty. This will often be said repeatedly while doing something difficult that you have to do and want to get finished. It originated in amateur firewalking as a way to create a mental image that no, your feet are not burning.

Joe ran through the bullet-riddled alley, muttering "cool wet grass cool wet grass cool wet grass" under his breat

by Dave Park January 2, 2006

grass

Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass.

You can try to smoke that grass, but I bet it won't do anything.

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

crab grass

1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her pubic grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage

2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs

Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crab grass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.

by pornhorn50 January 13, 2010

ass is grass

you;re done, finished, kaput, over, one doomed motherfucker

that dude that porked my ol lady? His ass is grass.

by da Wordman October 30, 2003