goober knocker

a goober knocker is a funny word used to descibe something or used to substitute a cuss word.
Today tim was being a total goober knocker.
by imall(aka)GRR October 06, 2008
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goober fish

an odd and interesting creature that makes someone enjoy things, a humorous being
by dubtronics September 11, 2009
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goofy goober

someone who is an absolute complete nutter. also easily affected by ice cream and nursery rhymes (affected meaning acting like your on drugs!!!) anyway your literally a well weird PEANUT!
if anyone has seen the spongebob movie you'll know what im talking about, if not here's a song a GOOFY GOOBER would sing:
" i'm a goofy goober yeah,
you're a goofy goober yeah,
we're all goofy goobers yeah,
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!!!
by skinkydirrrtymidget (see "lisa) December 13, 2007
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goober gobbler

Man yo girl told me that u was a goober gobbler. She saw it fo herself.
by Mama Redneck July 27, 2006
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goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.
That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.
by Mr. Dirthole March 22, 2012
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GOOBER BANDITS

1) A bike gang from N.Y.

2) An unstoppable force.

3) A bike crew from Schenectady.
First guy: OH SHIT! The Goober Bandits are coming!

Second guy: OH FUCK!

Third guy: ( too busy hauling ass)
by a GOOBER BANDIT June 19, 2009
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goofy goober

a silly quirky person...usually used to describe a little kid
You're such a goofy goober
by LuckyLuna July 16, 2010
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