Goo Machine

A vagina

Im going to put my hand in your Goo Machine

by bacon69 February 6, 2010

The Great Goo

A classy yet mysterious name for the globally popular search engine formally known as "Google"

"Where is the park? - ASK THE GREAT GOO!"

by MojoNojo May 14, 2009

goo rod

equivilant of a mans goo cannon. also called the staff of moses splitting the holy water

I am going to stick my goo rod in your chili ring.

by Eddybear12 September 25, 2010

goo-goggles

To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.

I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.

by Jeff Bisow April 2, 2008

People Goo

noun (n.)
Any liquid, oil, or secretion that is created by the human body and has the ability to leave behind a stain or mark. More commonly thought of forms would be saliva, sweat, or blood (just to name a few). People Goo can easily be spotted on sleek surfaces such as glass, metal, or plastic, as well as lightly colored fabrics.

"You only borrowed my ipod for an hour, and it is terribly smudged with your People Goo."

by RitaIsItalianForICE January 4, 2009

Goo Pick

A Goo Pick is the act of itching your private areas, and then smelling your fingers after.

Guy 1: Eww whats that smell?
Guy 2: i just took a goo pick
Guy 1: Thats ripe as hell

by Zaybuah November 16, 2016

Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!

by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018