fuel snob

Someone who will only refuel at one brand of fuel station due to being taken in by clever marketing

My mate Ade will only put Optimax in his beemer....he's a right fuel snob

by Redahendo July 12, 2019

slag fuel

Any variety of booze commonly drunk by groups of cackling slags. Examples of cheap slag fuels are Lambrini, Lambrusco and various sugary alcopops. Regular slag fuels are white or rose wines such as Chardonnay or White Zinfandel. Then there are premium (aka high octane) slag fuels, which are Prosecco or other sparkling wine Champagne substitutes.

That bunch of slappers have clearly tanked up on some high octane slag fuel.....

by Farmer_Trev June 8, 2019

high-knocktane fuel

Supposedly premium gas that is actually just crappy-a** petrol that causes your engine to run really rough and lack power.

I wonder if the real reason that the dude who was driving the Hot Rod Lincoln experienced a lot of piston-pinging after his race with the Cadillac was that he was using high-knocktane fuel, rather than his simply having run his engine too hard.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019

Jet Fuel

it cannot melt steel beams !

You know the saying “Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams”

by .u August 8, 2019

Podcast Fuel

Podcast Fuel is a colloquial description of beer, because of its necessity to the podcast making process.

Honey, will you get me a can of Podcast Fuel?

by beboline February 6, 2020

Fuel Dump

When a man drinks a lot of water, and urinates into his partner’s tight asshole, as if an air tanker is refueling an airplane. The partner then shits the smelly poop juice out, carrying out the fuel dump.

I was fucking Sarah in the ass, but needed to piss. She told me to piss inside her ass, and she proceeded to do a fuel dump onto my chest.

by captaincrunk February 8, 2020

Rocket fuel

Gasoline absorbed into cocaine and subsequently snorted.

Person 1: "Hey man, you got any rocket fuel?"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, I just bought a barrel of crude!"

by TalkingTeds April 20, 2020