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San Francisco Knife Fight

A contest in which the two contestants masturbate while holding hands and keeping continuous eye contact. The person who finishes first wins.
Bored at the bus station, my friend and I decided to take part in a little game of San Francisco Knife Fighting. I can't believe he finished without blinking once!
by Sir Hamm's June 9, 2017
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San Francisco Truffle

Human feces encountered on the sidewalk, occasionally wrapped in a towel - resembling a slightly melted chocolate truffle.
by SweatyB July 21, 2017
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San Francisco ice rink

One man ejaculates on another ones hairy chest and let's it harden so it looks like an ice skating rink.
by Otsego66 May 24, 2019
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san francisco rolled tacos

A pile of shit, usually laid out like rolled tacos. Usually found left on the streets by a homeless person. Sometimes can be found in a to-go box or bag.
Woah! That homeless guy just pulled down his pants and left some San Francisco Rolled Tacos on the sidewalk.
by Skawt August 29, 2019
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San Francisco Apology

The sexual act of one man jerking off another man as a form of an apology. Sometimes more than two men are involved and multiple sessions may be required.
I got in a fight with my bro last night but I made it up to him with a San Francisco apology this morning.
by J Hammer esq. October 6, 2019
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Daniel Francisco

That half Cuban half Irish super hot guy who sometimes goes by Daniel or just Dan, but really once you get to know him you realize he can never be just Dan to you because he's a Daniel Francisco. He's exotic and sweet and a little bit spicy. He will sometimes be a Dan or a Daniel to everyone else, and oftentimes he will be a Danny boy, but hes never going to be a plain Dan to the woman he loves. A Daniel Francisco has beautiful blue eyes and dark hair, he sometimes speak in Spanglish because he's a multicultural kind of dude, an all American kind of guy, who loves baseball and cheeseburgers but doesn't think twice about creating a Cuban fusion dinner that will have you wondering how he can fit all the flavors in one meal. How did this person come about? A lot of love in the universe that's how. And if you find a Daniel Francisco you will understand the Dan Fransisco treat is a one of a kind.
Daniel Fransisco
Is that Dan? No that's Daniel Fransisco! Wow he's hot! Hotter than any regular Dan. Hey Daniel Francisco here's my number. Call me.
by purple leash July 30, 2020
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San Francisco Tuesday

When a man secretly receives oral sex during a business video conference call before 8am local time
I was feeling romantic so I didn’t let my early morning conference call stop me from a San Francisco Tuesday.
by All Bets Hedged June 11, 2021
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