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Bulgarian Assault Robot

The Bulgarian Assault Robot is a piece of hyper advanced technology built in the Bulgarian sector of the Balkan rage dimension somewhere between the years 7.3-7.4 quadrillion C.E by hyper advanced Bulgarian Scientists. The robot has the ability to transcend multiple dimensions in order to wipe out its foes with its hyper advanced weapons that can destroy entire universes in the blink of an eye. It is the 3rd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse, and the only two beings capable of defeating it are the legendary Jack Daniels and Tony Roma.
"The Bulgarian Assault Robot just wiped out the shmirg dimension using its Atomic hyper Cannon"
by Still water drinker December 12, 2024
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jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.
"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".
by darkangel18 May 8, 2015
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Assault Weapon

Anything that is black, scary, and found in a dark alley!
We need to ban those evil, scary, black rifles known as "assault weapons."
by anonymous January 15, 2023
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Assault Drunk

Directly translated from Finnish. Drinking a lot of booze in a short time to catch up on your friends who started earlier and achieve the same level of drunkness. What'll happen in reality you get too drunk way too fast and end up in the weirdest of situations.
I got off work and got assault drunk to hang out with friends. Ended up naked on the street with no recollection.
by MagicMairou June 16, 2023
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Nostril Assault

When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.
Person 1: *farts*
Person 2: Jesus Christ, why would you do that, that's Nostril assault!
by LordJenal March 21, 2024
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Political assault

A situation where an individual is motivated to physically assault someone because they strongly disagree with the other person’s political views and or the victim’s political identity. It usually starts out as a verbal disagreement, which escalates to the point where one of the individuals involved in the incident physically attacks the other one and the situation turns into a full-blown fight. The attacker may have strong biases against certain populations, certain mental illnesses that have not been diagnosed and or are not being treated adequately, extreme political beliefs, and or political insanity.
When a political assault happens, it often draws the public and politician’s attention and they may quickly mobilize to address the issues that facilitated it to occur; depending on who the victim was, who the attacker was, what specific issue or bias motivated the attacker’s actions, the responses from the public officials, the victim, and or celebrities, and the circumstances leading up to the event.
by Vanguard 1998 April 10, 2021
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forward assault remix

a ripoff version of csgo but the cool thing is you can actually play this on mobile and u dont even have to spend money to get skins.
person 1:wanna play csgo?
person 2:nah i would rather play forward assault remix
by ypkiasg6969 May 7, 2023
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