Bread Factory

The vagina of a woman who sleeps around excessively, causing multiple yeast infections, damn near monthly. After taking soooo many dicks to the twat, all the smegma combines making a toxic serum in the cooch, which in turn creates a yeast infection. Once the infections become chronic, and the poor girl lacks the Wisdom to realize what's causing them, her twat becomes what is known as a bread factory. Bread factories make many kinds of bread, but the most common would be sour dough.

Damn, Vanessa is a straight out bread factory

by idider September 10, 2010

factory air

noun
the area or space between the thighs of a woman -usually a younger one
space and air between legs right up to the taint area -factory air is most prevalent in younger, fitter gals
as the female form ages the space narrows and usually disappears and results in the "rubbing of thighs"

Look at that one, how sweet, that bitch comes with factory air

by the rob one February 13, 2014

popo factory

the local police station

Wait! the popo factory is coming up! slow down!

by a.pass July 5, 2008

PITA Factor

Short for "Pain In the Ass Factor", a measure of how irritating a particular person, job or activity will be. Often encountered in the IT world. Sometimes stated with a numerical range, such as "A PITA Factor of 100".

It's not hard to replace a a user's computer, but migrating over all their old stuff has a high PITA Factor.

by BrianDime February 25, 2010

Ape Factor

The difference between arm span, using the longest fingers, and height, minus shoes, hat and pompadours. Positive numbers indicate meatheads, knuckle draggers, etc. Negative numbers indicate highly evolved, higher planes of thinking, etc.

Dude, you're kind of slow on the draw, what's your ape factor? Wow, your a +4, now I understand...

by DrizzleDogg September 10, 2010

Tosh Factor

The attribute that Daniel Tosh possesses which can turn a man Gay. This is a common sideaffect from watching too much Tosh.O. If you have ever done something that Daniel Tosh does on his show (while naked), you know that you just performed an extremely GAY act, and you can no longer hide from you gayness. This causes one to come out of the closet, and obviously be shunned by his family.

John Travolta: Hey mike, um did you catch tosh.o last tuesday?
Mike: yea i did why?
Travolta: well, i have to tell you something, i have had a pleasure coach stick his head up my ass before...
Mike:wow, well, yeah YOU'RE gay dude.
Travolta: Really? dammit, i hate the Tosh Factor.

by IgotSWAG@Miami_da_U July 31, 2012

Phyllis Factor

To gauge your level of bed-head in the morning by comparing it to Phyllis Diller's hair.

"Daisy, what's your Phyllis factor looking like today? Please advise."
"Morning Denny, my Phyllis factor is at an all time high and you really butter my croissant " * sent with winky guy and 2 heart eyes guy.

by Daisy Delfrega May 29, 2018