Fluntercunt

Ape like female creature who uses her wares to seduce unsuspecting men into the quagmire of meaningless toxic copulations. Believed to be the spawn of sasquatch, a dirty gym sock, and your grandmothers rancid carcass. She strikes her inebriated victims while powerless under the hallucinogenic properties of her greasy sludge pot charm.

Also known as: Floonta Coont, Skank Rat, Musky Odors, Dead Bodies, and Harry Browneye

“The Fluntercunt had her way with me last night and left me itchy, smelly and stunned like a hairless swamp bear choking on the fumes.”

“Even Jesus the savior of many souls can’t clear away the shame and humiliation of a night trapped in the Fluntercunt’s sewer pipe skankhole!”

by wrathsblood June 18, 2008

Flintstone Houdini

A sex act/prank where the male is entering from behind in front of a window and surreptitiously swaps places with another male, dresses and exits the house quietly. He then walks by the window casually and looks in the window to see the coupling. He shouts "Barney!" in a Fred Flintstone voice.

"The honeymoon was very romantic except for when Hank pulled a Flintstone Houdini on me. "

by MontgomeryQ September 30, 2009

Flintstone

Tongue piercing with a barbell.

Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight.

Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.

by Lane August 3, 2004

Fred Flintstone

A man pitifully out of touch with modern life, especially with how to treat his significant other.

Fat Lazy Piece of Crap-Get me a beer and and make me a sandwich!
Chick who Goes with Him-Go get them yourself, you fat tub of goo! I'm busy!

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

flunter

out of whack or not quite right.

this door frame is out of flunter.

by stuph January 7, 2005

Flintalize

To flint a lighter more than once

A fancy way of saying "spark"

or

As an insult

"This damn lighter wont even flintalize!"

by Mr. Penatrator June 16, 2004

Flinthed

The best player in football fusion

Wow, Flinthed is the best player ever!

by hjrttyytytt July 18, 2021