Flop the Lizard 

The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).

"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"

"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.

Flop the Lizard by badscooter July 9, 2010

flop trash 

v.
to have bad cards turned up in Texas Holdem poker.

player1 wins with 2 pair
player 2 has nothing
Player1: Flop trash more plz.
Player2: STFU!!!

flop trash by Koby_Fish May 1, 2006

flop-cutting time 

hands on the gastrointestinal 'clock' demanding one 'pump a lump'; emptying of ones' bowels; 'take' a shit!; 'have' a shit

churning in duane's guts informed him it was flop-cutting time!

flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!

he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time

flop-cutting time by michael foolsley November 6, 2011

Flop off 

A game used to determine anything the involves, The flipping of pancakes consecutively as many times as you can, the first person to let it flop on the ground loses. The pancakes are then compared and bonus points are give for depending on the size of the pancake. (larger = more points)

1. Dammit He beat me in the Flop off he must be better than me

2. The flop off was over shortly his pancake was much to small to count

3. He's going to win the flop off look at the size of his pancake

Flop off by 1HappyCamp-R March 10, 2013

Flop And Slop 

When you have rough sex which results in prolapse of anus or vagina and continue to perform self gratification with the prolapsed organ.

I was having sex with my girlfriend when she prolapsed but I just gave her the Flop and Slop.

Flop And Slop by plainly obscure June 12, 2016

flop bitch 

A girl who says she's coming over but never shows

Guy: bro your that coming over?
Guy#2: nah she's a flop bitch

flop bitch by #BitchImGotti December 22, 2016

flop wazzled 

A word used usually in describing ones overwhelming consumption of alcohol or drugs.

I honestly have no idea what happed BC I was flop wazzled as fuck

flop wazzled by BTK29 October 11, 2017