Mustard flower

In an instant where you crack an egg just the yolk onto someone's butthole and then pop the yolk leaving a yellow flower shaped puddle

Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard

I plunged my meat so far into his hole that I left him a mustard flower

by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018

may flower kids

Okay so basically no one likes them and you DON’T wanna be one of them. It’s a kid who sells may flowers and maybe that sounds normal but oh god no if you going near a May flower kid your life is over. You gonna be mentally instable and scared for your whole life. So STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS WITH THE FLOWERS OR YOU NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO NEXT YEAR! IF YOU SEE THEM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR THEY WILL ASK YOU “Do YoU wAnT tO buY mAy FlOwErS?” And I promise you not gonna make it. Thanks.

May flower kids , they just go around with a green bag and trying to sell stupid plastic flowers to you.

by Majblommehataren April 19, 2019

Badass Flower Child

Someone who looks or acts like a badass but has a nice sweet side. She doesn’t take shit from anyone but will help someone in need. She’s a badass with a slightly girly side. She knows who she is and doesn’t have to prove it to anyone.

Damn that girl is a badass.

Nah she’s a badass flower child man

by ☀️🖤 October 22, 2020

dead flower policy

The act of cutting off initiating communication to see if someone is actually interested in you and will initiate with you.

You continuously water a flower and it never blooms for you.

"I was tired of being the only one to reach out so I inacted the Dead Flower Policy"

by Phylldoe November 10, 2020

punching flowers to sleep

When flowers doesn't want to go to sleep

Punching flowers to sleep is an effective way to get her to sleep.

by DefinitelyNotOlivia6717_ May 17, 2021

Super flower blood moon eclipse

A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This requires dozens of Shinobi and huge amounts of chakra.

Ninja art super flower blood moon eclipse!

by Zach7512 May 26, 2021

Boi Flowerologist

A person who has studied Boi Flowerology.

Those guys are studying Boi Flowers. They must be Boi Flowerologists.

by Boi Flowerologist July 13, 2022