mutha-flocker

a real deal flockling or flock member. This person is as true to the flock as possible. They are always contributing to the flock culture.

she was a real mutha-flocker

by deadbirdsflock June 29, 2014

phantom floater

Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.

I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

gravy floater

jacks shit account

jacks account is such a gravy floater

by ORRREEEEEEE July 9, 2017

Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.

Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same

by papijohn November 21, 2017

Fat floaters

When your ankles are so fat that your bones grind together

My fat floaters is so bad that I can’t run

by User77 October 22, 2018

Mocker flocker

A mocker flocker is an abbreviation for “mother fucker”

Dude josh just tripped me hes a mocker flocker

by leahgrace13 January 25, 2019

Dingus flonker

it is the long dying penis of a whale. The word can be used instead of the word doofus or idiot

wow john you are such a dingus flonker

by Flooper crankle February 25, 2019