flodge

flodge, v. (flodging, flodged)
1) the act of being indecisive or uncommited, or to show a lack of sincerity.
2)To go back on one's word or to breach a promise.

(flodge) Jerry said he would be our ride to the club, but now he is flodging and won't answer his phone.

by guns and swords April 10, 2008

I'll loot your fridge

An extreme threat involving anal sodomy

Shut up or I'll loot your fridge

by hayfeverfacey January 16, 2009

Fridge Friend

a person that you are comfortable enough with in which you are able to open up and look through their fridge without it being considered rude. Once this barrier is broken down, there will be no more awkward tensions within the friendship.

Dude, I'm so happy we're close enough to be Fridge Friends. Now I can just go through your fridge whenever I'm hungry without the awkward tensions. I feel I can really open up towards you now. Would you mind if I took my shirt off?

by Austin Cole December 26, 2010

fidget spinner

A toy originally used by ADHD kids to keep hands busy and focused on other things, but then abused by middle schoolers to become a carcinogenic autistic weapon. These instruments of mental retardation can range from two to hundreds of dollars, and offer nothing more than mindless pacification for kids, and suicidal tendencies for adults.

Timothy's mother wiped away tears, having to sell the house her family lived in for a century in order for her boy to buy the Ultra-Lubricated, Super Spinner 2.1x Pro. Although the fidget spinner didn't seem any different than the ones at the grocery store, Timothy promised that it spun over 1,000 times per minute, making it the most powerful one on the market.

by Triplecard333 August 7, 2017

Fidgetsexual

You haven’t went out of your room in ages.Nobody likes you.Go touch some grass and live a life.

“I’m Fidgetsexual”

by eggoslegos April 18, 2021

Nuked Fridge

you see nuked fridge means that you have no brain cells and you searched this up for no reason you were rather just curios of what it meant which by the way is nothing. maybe someday there will be nuked fridge and when you search it you will find something, but for now it just means your so bored you randomly thought of it and searched it up.

do you have a nuked fridge?

by mcpoofer March 27, 2019

Where's the Fridge

An alternative and not as vulgar way to say WTF. Commonly used when there are adults or children around. Can also be used just because it sounds fun or because someone just said somthing random.

1: so we are doing somthing with 3 this weekend?
2: My toes are cold.
1: Where's the Fridge?! What are you TALKING about?!?!

by Lukens August 15, 2005