fatass

One whose bloated sacs of cellulose have swelled to the point where the pressure ruptures their spinal cord and travels to their brain, infecting their ability to reason and speak proficiently.

see Michael Moore

by beadhead November 24, 2003

Flats or drums

refers to the woman’s body flats meaning no/ little butt or boobs and drums meaning a lot/ big butts and boobs

guy 1: yeo matt what do you prefer flats or drums?
guy 2: mhm, i like to grasp those drums all night.

by hockey star j dawg June 15, 2018

fatassity

adj. two friends who love to eat and talk all day long! morning til night :

Michi and Mai are such fatassities! yayuhhh!

by abg April 29, 2005

canal flats

is a huge ass hick town, people from canal flats are ripped, all of them. Also, one of the biggest cracktowns knowen to man.

Wow, they smell like crack, they must be from canal flats.

by PYJOTUH,LC6;GKO August 17, 2008

Tortilla Flats

A neighborhood in Leucadia, California. Also the name of the local punks' tagging crew. Sometimes tagged TxFx ENC

Damn! It look like the Tortilla Flats crew went through a whole can of color on your wall last night Mikey!

by w. Coastal Eddie March 4, 2007

fatass

a big booty woman or woman with a applebottom

sir mix alot definition of the word fatass: "Baby Got Back"

by tapthatass September 23, 2005

flatatahata

hatin on some broad with a small chest
"flat tit hater"

damn dude why you gotta be a flatatahata

by Anonymous May 21, 2003