flapjack funbags

A seriously sick pair a breastisis. The kind that hang way down "loose-like" while the bitch is standing up. They flatten out and resemble flap jacks or pancakes when she is laying down. Usually accompanied by stretch marks or moles. Possibly a punjent odor usually due to sweat built up in the "flaps" under them fun bags. Also there is not one damn thing fun about flapjack funbags.

Look at that bitch!!!! She has some seriously sick flapjack funbags.

by The Rabot April 22, 2007

naughty flapjacks

(noun) - the art of squarely placing one's body upon another in a fashion such that the testicles fill the opening between the bottom partners legs near the asscrack. If done properly, this should create the appearance of two pancakes stacked. One then proceeds in letting the penis marinate in the butthole of one's partner until the "frothy pancake batter" again finds it way into the "ceramic mixing bowl." The process may take anywhere from minutes to weeks to "fully bake." Maple syrups would be kind of gross, but I guess for the sake of being genuine it could prepared and thoroughly applied. Ideal for the lonely lumberjack looking for some loving on a cold winter's night. Homosexuality implied, but not guaranteed.

Heat up your griddle and start mixing the batter, I'm having a
ravenous hankering for some of your naughty flapjacks

by Darius Weatherford November 19, 2007

flapjack

noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;

Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.
Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.

by Dan and Andrew December 22, 2008

butt-flap

A piece of cloth attached to the back of your pants or jacket covering the lower portion of your back. Usually screen printed with punk rock logos, insignias, and covered with conical or pyramid studs. Worn by punk rockers of all kinds. Extra bonus points are rewarded if your butt-flap attaches to a studded vest with pyramid or conical studs. The first known sighting of a butt-flap was as ABCNORIO in the lowe east side of New York city in 1989, although it is suspected to have originated in London at an earlier date.

"Dude, that bass player from Impaled has a killer butt-flap! Check out his vest"

by nahthan November 11, 2005

Louisiana Mud Flap

A sexual act between a man and a woman wherein the man defecates directly into a woman's vagina. The man then uses his balls in a slapping motion to pat the feces into the vagina. Not pleasurable for either party.

My lady got botchulism after I have her the old Louisiana mud flap.

by Dork Hat March 31, 2009

Flapa Dapa

This occurs when a naked male stands and pelvic thrusts repeatedly (more often then not in front of the mirror or his girlfriend) sending his penis and genitals violently against his stomach and rebounding into his taint. Thus creating the noise "Flapa Dapa".

"Hey babe check this Flapa Dapa out."

by b_jewled October 21, 2008

Flap Tap

When a Male or Female, Particularly a Female, Decides to tap a Females "flap".
Meaning to stroke and rub the entry of a womans vagina, including the surrounding "flaps".

Nicole: Did you remember what I did last night?
Rhiannon: Yeah, You tapped my flap HARD!
Nicole: Yeah, i enjoyed the Flap Tap Although, you need more experience and a trim.

by flap-tapper101 January 25, 2009