Flaccid On Impact

1)To have your manly meat spear fail at the precise moment it is needed.

2)To not be soft, but not hard enough for sexual intercourse.

3)To lose faith, and to not lose your virginity.

This is a pun on the phrase "rolled on impact"

Brian: Yeah, I would have totally pounded her last night, but I went flaccid on impact.

by klaus__ October 16, 2008

Flaccid Fuck

When a man who suffers from erectile dysfunctions who cannot afford viagra attemps to have sex with his soft (flaccid) penis.

Tyler was laid off and therefore can not afford viagra so he has to flaccid fuck Abby until he seeks employment.

by Pizza Dawg February 12, 2012

flaccing

The momentary period of foreplay prior to a titjob when a man causally glides his half-erect penis across a woman's chest. Flaccing is not necessary to consummate the said titjob but is generally accepted as standard sexual preparation for most heterosexual, titty-related intercourse.

Man: Bro, I finally flacced Kristi last night while we were watching Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Friend: No way! How'd the flaccing go?
Man: Awesome bro, she gave me a glorious titjob afterwards.

by carltonkid11 October 11, 2017

flaccid acid

The cum that ejaculates shortly after a ruined orgasm or other penis deflating event. This phenomenon is described as one of the most discomforting experience for many.

Person 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Sarah!
Peson 2: Yeah bro, but she bit my dick right before I came so she got my flaccid acid.

by Ya boi flaccidacid October 6, 2018

jick jack billy flop flack

The ability to climb tall buildings with no assistance

Clayton can jick jack billy flop flack easily.

by TIlove February 11, 2009

Flacking

An older woman getting with a youger man/teenage boy around 10 or more years younger than her and makeing him her "ToyBoy". Commonly frowned upon especially by teenage girls who would rather the guy be with someone his own age and not with a cougar.

Made famous by the UK Xtra factor host Caroline Flack (32) getting close and personal with Harry Styles(17) member of the British/Irish boyband One Direction.

Girl 1: "OMG! Did you here about that senior boy haveing an affair with that 33yr old?!

Girl 2: "Are you serious?! No! Eww thats soo bad! And to think I had a massive crush on him before."

Girl 1:"IKR! I wish that stupid cougar would Eff off, stop Flacking and get with someone her own age! ugh."

by OhSNAPlawl December 18, 2011

Flack

The extra saggy skin around the vagina or scrotum. Usually is left if not circumsized. Dangles or hangs from body when very warm or hot in lower body region. Can be pulled on when having sex and usually gets in the way of a condom. Flack is common on males and can get stinky if kept unclean.

"Dude! Your flack is hanging out of your boxers!"

"Girl-let me see your flack."

by Bob Bobby Bobbyman March 3, 2009