by Dear Nigga yo breath stank January 17, 2022
Get the Fingering mug.I was feeling super horny this one night and my boyfriend was out with his other girlfriend so i decided i had to take matters into my own hand. I went onto my bed and took my pj pants off. I really wanted to cum. I spread open my legs and rubbed my clit a little bit. I then spat on my fingers and inserted my middle finger and ring finger into my pussy. God I forgot how good that felt. I started going faster and released quiet little moans. I started using my other hand to rub my clit as I was using my other hand to finger myself and oh. my. god. I couldn't stop myself from moaning. "OH MY FUCKING GOD AH YES YES AH FUCKKKK" It felt so fucking good. I was squirting and so close to cumming a my boyfriend came home. "what the fuck are you doing you naughty girl? you know only i'm allowed to satisfy you". He came over to the bed and quickly took his pants off. He was already hard and ready to go. I moved my hands out of the way and stretched my pussy to make room for his huge dick. He put it in and i released a moan "ah fuck daddy that feels so much better than my fingers" He smiled and said "that's my good girl" and begin going in and out with his dick. we were both moaning really loudly and i was screaming "I'M READY TO CUM DADDY PLEASE LET ME CUM" and he went faster and faster until he started grunting really fast and we both came. "God, that was probably the best sex i've ever had" he said. And it was all thanks to fingering.
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by Hehehehada meat May 6, 2022
Get the Fingering mug.Severely misunderstanding 'finger in every pie' and trying to do inappropriate hand-based sexual maneuvers with pastry.
"I'll show you! I'll finger every pie. None of your pies will be left unmolested. Nobody is safe from my fingering every pie."
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Get the Fidering mug.Noun (origin- SW Ontario, Canada) -A geologic phenomenon indicated when crude oil seeps to the surface under subterranean pressure often forming large patches of thick tar and exhibiting the occasional appearance of bubbles at the seepage source. Some local First Nations people would collect and use this tar for various applications like water-proofing, adhesive, etc. It was also flammable, so that's fun.
The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
Only a festering tarhole like Brad could do something like that. Isn't he married?
Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
by Professor Lester June 4, 2022
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