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filipina 

A female from the country Philippines. Usually abroad in the U.S. to work as registered nurses. Often stereotyped as tropy wives/maids to their husbands, usually old (50+)and usually caucasian who ordered them online because they are just that pathetic.
For examples of beautiful filipina women look up:
Ruffa Gutierrez, Kristine Hermosa, Aubrey Miles, Angel Locsin, Bea Alonzo, Ann Curtis, Angelika Panganiban, Heart Evangelista, Angelika dela Cruz, to name a few.
filipina by maria mariana November 1, 2007

Filipino 

People who can make your day better. Also, we don't eat dogs. Also, we don't eat that much. Also, our parties are VERY loud ୧(•̀ᗝ•́)૭୧(⇀‸↼‶)૭
Larry: Dude, you hear that party over there?
JR: Yeah, they're probably filipino!
Larry: They're probably eating a lot of dogs right now...

Filipino 

Filipinos are ethnic group from Philippines in Southeast Asian continent between Malaysia and Indonesia

they are the only one Spaniard in this continent and they look like an Italian race

they pray to Jesus Christ because Jesus loves them, they are very hardworking and dedicated workers all around the globe and Spain needs them because they speak Spanish

the most noticeable Filipino invention is their crimson red spaghetti made of tomato sauce and candies

to be a Filipino without being from Philippines is, puff your chest out around, gnarl your face like it can lift a 3 pounds of bottled water and and violently scream random filipino words with a Minion accent
person: where you from?

Filipino: i'm from the Philippines, im Filipino and i'm a Spaniard but i look like an Italian, im very handsome!! PROUD TO BE PINOY!!!!

person: that's cool?

Filipino: where you from? why you are not white caucasian? why you have brown eyes and black hair with your beige skin? YOU ARE A FILIPINO LIKE ME!!!!! WE'RE BROTHERS!!!

person: sorry nope, my family are from Puerto Rico

Filipino: DOESNT MATTER, WE'RE ALL FILIPINOS!!!

Filipino Back Alley 

My friend asked a stranger about the Filipino Back Alley, he's never been the same since.

Filipinosforgnf 

Filipinosforgnf is poggers

Filipino Flophouse 

A Filipino Flophouse is essentially a "Dry-docked upper-decker". The act involves turning off the water source of a toilet, flushing the toilet to render it dry in the tank and bowl and then depositing ones excrement in the tank portion of the toilet.
"I was at some assholes house party, he was being a total prick , so I left him the the ole' Filipino Flophouse!"
Filipino Flophouse by ACEE October 20, 2012