FABS

Acronym; Fresh Air Bowel Syndrome
When you go camping/get out of the urban air you're used to, and get some forest air and you get diarrhea or constipated.

Bob: Just a seecond, I'm going to the washroom
Jon: AGAIN?
Bob: Yeah, I got FABS

by Bryron2 July 30, 2010

fails at life

randal bond loves boys and fails at life

hey thats randall

yeah he fails at life he fucks guys lololol

by biggayfagyholedoodle October 18, 2010

Failsturbation

The act of flogging one's penis in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. Typical attempts last 2-3 hours. Epic attempts can last several days.

Rich failsturbated so hard he irreparably damaged his dojj. What a failsturbation!?!?!

by TrickyTraegs May 14, 2011

Failscale

The level of failure that just occurred to a person, place or thing.

That was a 88 on the failscale.

by imdehaas October 1, 2011

Faisil

A smelly man

You're such a faisil

by ComicWhoop December 28, 2011

Failscope

The range of situations within which a person repeatedly fails.

"Their failscope is very broad. They fail in every situation, whether it is a small task or a large one."

by WillWay August 20, 2012

Fairslang

The nice section of your vocabulary. The words you use to comfort, console, congratulate and compliment others.

His use of fairslang helped his friend overcome her crippling inferiority complex.

by Benstudios August 30, 2013