facedropping

On facebook when you read a conversation that happened between two people that you are not involved in. Similar to eavesdropping but on facebook.

I found out that he's already dating another girl when I was facedropping the other day.

by dottygirl August 20, 2009

faceduck

the act of abruptly closing your facebook browser window when you see someone you are avoiding is chat available/online.

Logging off quickly to avoid possible unwanted chat texts/comments from coming in.

i tried to check out that link you sent me on facebook, but when i saw Jen was on chat, i quickly pulled a faceduck out of there.

by ajf541 January 1, 2011

Facie

Taking a picture of ones self, usually by camera phone, to be uploaded to some social media service, but referring to it as a "facie" just to piss off your teen-age daughter.

Look Addy! I just uploaded a facie!

by ReginaldRegneir November 19, 2013

trash-faced

The condition of one who drinks so much that their face displays the qualities of trash.

After 5 unfortunate glasses of scotch, Graham was trash-faced. And he puked.

by Hot Sex January 2, 2009

the self facial

Jacking off and cumming on your own face

Tran The horny little kid gave himself the self facial last night, he nutted all over his own face because he missed his mouth.

by scum shot April 23, 2010

Captain price forward facing execution

Captain price forward facing execution is a sex move, originating from call of duty modern warfare. You blow your load onto the back of her head while sucking a cigar and say "Bravo six going dark".

"Hey babe, wanna try the Captain Price forward facing execution again tonight?"

by W4CKY October 12, 2020

Facial Reconstructive Intercourse

it's when you get skullfucked so hard that you come out looking like John Travolta or Nicholas Cage.

"Dood i gave that hooker last night some hardcore facial reconstructive intercourse, SHAMWOW"

by PsychoNifkin May 17, 2009