Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar

Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar although the friction did cause some discomfort

by Lisa Rossi December 14, 2008

Fanny Batter

A creamy textured gunge which is expelled from the female's delicacy.

Jenny was fired from work after she accidentally whatsapped her boss telling him she "had dipped his tuna baguette in my fanny batter"

by H:moon April 3, 2015

Disco Fanny

The full strength flavour achieved after 6 hours on a dance floor in PVC trousers.

Check out the girl on the dance floor, she has total disco fanny.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

fanny rash

A sore point for many women

Whats's red and hairy?
"Fanny rash"
Do you get it?
"Yeah"
You get fanny rash? hahahahahaha

by Edward Lyne September 23, 2005

Fanny Tap

When one uses their hand in a tapping motion on a womans fanny area.
Usually when you tap, you say 'Fanny Tap' in a high pitched voice.
Fanny tap is in no way sexual, but just a fun way of getting on someones nerves.

I would love to go over to her a give her a fanny tap.

by Alex in Alton December 25, 2007

fannage

More than one fanny, a group or gathering of fannys.

I'm going to town tonight to see if i can get some fannage.

by DanHock May 8, 2008

Fannyhydrous

An unusually wet vagina

I ate her pussy and it was soaking, a right fannyhydrous

by Gizslutski May 18, 2017