Essex University

Essex University-Chelmsford Prison, where various degree of Chav, thug, urchin, and cretin can learn such skills as Literacy, Cooking, and basic math, all the things their cross eyed parents should of taught them if they had known themselves, or if they had gone to school, all thanks to the tax payer.

He's doing a three-year degree at Essex University

by Dr Jack Pays January 31, 2009

essex

a shithole full of hoes called sharon or tracy who think they look buff in fake burberry n louis vuitton n who can't talk properly cause they r busy suckin cocks

Sharon:Alrite Trace
Tracy:fine fanks ta but i cant talk na ive got me mouf full

by if u'd like 2 kno my name tune in2 crimewatch September 3, 2004

back to the essence

To beat someone so bad they are only left with their basic human and life functions.

I'm going to beat the fuck out of you so bad that you'll be sent "back to the essence" of your life.

by Jim Pigeon March 16, 2013

race essentialism

It is the idea that, a person's racial identity needs to be at the forefront, above his individual identity, which is known to cause discombobulation and distraction as it stips the ability to focus and interact normatively and naturally.

Race essentialism in the military, caused by critical race theory is most likely weakening it, which is especially concerning in the wake of china's rise.

by Seldom Forever November 10, 2021

Essex

Home to GanjaUK dot com HQ
The home of good sheet. We run tings!

Essex is the tits!

by GanjaUK dot com September 16, 2003

Windows Live Essentials

Microsoft's answer to why it didn't include major apps, like an E-Mail client, with its latest operating system release (Windows 7). Windows Live Essentials includes a bunch of things such as Windows Live Mail, Windows Live Movie Maker, Windows Live Photo Gallery and Windows Live Messenger. Don't let the similarities fool you though. The Windows Live Essentials apps are ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE compared to their predecessors (which were included built in to Windows Vista). This is the key reason I choose not to upgrade to Windows 7, because they will not include the awesome apps that are included with Vista.

Windows Mail (Windows Vista included app), for example, works similarly to Mac OS X's Mail app, which is amazing and the standard for all E-Mail clients, however Windows Live Mail (included with WLE and the only option for Windows 7 users) puts the entire view in a totally un standard, confusing format and doesn't even save contacts correctly if your using Windows 7, as 7 does not include an address book (or even a calendar for that matter). That's just ONE of the horrors that await Windows 7 owners looking into downloading Windows Live Essentials since Windows 7 does NOT include major features like previous OS's. If your on Vista or even XP, STAY AWAY FROM THIS CRAP. The only thing it has of value to you is Windows Live Messenger, ignore the other crappy features, they are less useful then dial-up.

by iBoy2G January 22, 2011

Essex

Hell on earth, where soft southern big mouths either kick people in in packs of five on one, or phone the police if you beat them.
Centre of ignorance for the universe, where shoe sizes rule over IQ's. The population is made up of some of this planets stupidest people, know all know nothings who have the audacity to call the west country, Wales and North and anywhere else they have never been nor understand.
Essex people are only superior to the head lice their retard children carry behind their ears. Burger munching, good fight talking, Cologne drenched dullards.

"Essex I believe is hell on earth, Chelmsford is perhaps the most stupid and dullest place on the face of the planet"
William Shakespear

by Dr Jack Pays January 31, 2009