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enigma

When a man bleeds out of his asshole, much like when a woman has her period. It is caused by a lot of stress or depression. No one is sure why this happens, hence the name enigma. It is mentioned in the Lil Wayne song 6 Foot 7 Foot when he says "what's the world without enigma?"
Guy 1: Did you hear about Mike?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: Stephanie broke up with him and he enigmad all over the place
by chaka94 November 25, 2011
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the anal condom enigma

when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.
Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.
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enias

Wow i have an enias right now
by wowqowowoowww January 2, 2017
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Enigmalazy

to attempt to do something mysteriously but fail or give up due to laziness. (originates from a Mary Sue n00b mispelling in an rpg)
"I am from a planet far, far away," Mary Sue said enigmalazily.

Not describing your character for plot purposes is enigmalazy.
by Laurel Chaisson June 22, 2006
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Enimend

(n) A term for a friend who ends up backstabbing you, or something of that nature. It is a combination of "friend" and "enemies," and was mentioned in an extra scene from the movie "Mean Girls."
Cady turned out to be a real enimend to Regina - she spread the rumor that she was a lesbian!
by Alex Robinson December 23, 2006
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eniac

a brief moment in life spent in bliss, subsequently awoken with life shattering realization
I was safe in eniac before this all happened
by Christy M. Hernandez January 4, 2008
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enimabag

1. Someone who is beyond a douchebag.
Dude, John just cock blocked me out of a threesome. What a fucking enimabag!
by bklounge369 September 19, 2010
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