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eleven

By default, the highest rating on a ten point scale.
"On a ten point scale I'd give that performance an eleven Lenny!"
"How fucking original Bob."
by CannibalGuppy January 2, 2005
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finger eleven

Finger eleven is a really crappy band that started in Ontario Canada. Although, I hate most "radio" bands

Rich Beddoe has a small penis: Fact
Not much to say except the fact that I think it's funny that guys claim to "have it all going on" only to realize that they have a *little* problem. I wish I would have hooked up with one of the other members from finger eleven. maybe I would have got more out of it
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eleventeenyearold

A person Usually male that Spends All of His/her time online chatting in pointless forumns On useless topics Such as Ghey Pokemon.
Javier:
"DooDs My TAUROS can totally beat your Blastoise He's like level 10 already!"

Olthuggie:
Your such an Eleventeenyearold Javier, Check the service desk mailbox.
by olthuggie2 August 10, 2008
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Eleventeen

A Korn fanboy of questionable lineage, whose name has now become a noun for all Korn fanboys. His fanboyism is rivaled by few and exceeded by none. He haunts MusicianForums, waiting to fly into a raging fury the instant he comes across someone who doesn't have Korn's shriveled penis lodged firmly in their mouthparts.

His typing is negatively affected by the fact that one of his hands is always employed in masturbating to pictures of Jonathan Davis.

He frequently misreads posts due to the volume of semen encrusted on his face and obscuring his vision.

Few things in life are more fun that watching him hammer out a grammatrically challenged flame, and by all accounts, actually provoking him is several orders of magnitude more fun that ramming rusty shish-kebob skewers into your ears.
Intelligent, civil poster I dislike Korn.
EleventeenWHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SUCH A ELITEST?/ YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHY DO YOU JUST GO AROUND BASHING OTHER PEOPLES FAVORITE BAND'S?/ GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING ASS HAT!!!!!!!!!11111111
by Lord Dargon February 24, 2005
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eleven inches

A huge penis size that is rarely found among men and is often viewed as respectable or gross.
Tim, the singer for the hardcore band, has eleven inches!
by tadisrad September 16, 2008
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The Eleven

When a women sucks your dick and when you cum in her mouth, you pull her head upside down so that your sperm come out of her nose, shaping the number eleven.
-Hey Eric, i just performed the Eleven on Agnes last night!

-Me too, mine eleven was a little wierd, looked like a twelve.
by ringynyn March 27, 2011
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Finger Eleven

A shitty band made up of a bunch of dudes who stick eleven random fingers up their ass roulette style until they are "Paralyzed." Also responsible for bastardizing all genres of music.
Hey guys want to blindfold ourselves and play finger eleven?
by Finger Eleven Licker May 5, 2010
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