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Trade edging

(In fantasy sports) to negotiate a potential trade with a fellow league member for hours on end just for the trade talks to go absolutely no where.
Trade edging - Bro, Phil and I got so close last night... almost sealed the deal until he passed out. Now he’s not answering my texts.
by Bmack21121 February 18, 2019
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Alcoholic edging

When you drink until you are about to black, but do not black. If you consumed another drink when you are alcoholic edging, you would be belligerent. You stop drinking at a point where you are still okay while being as drunk as possible. This may be a kink or addicting for some. Comparable concept to edging.
I drink until I’m a 9.5 out of 10 because I derive joy from alcoholic edging. I let myself get to the point before the point of no return every time; it’s addicting.
by Im_on_crack March 30, 2020
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Relationship Edging

Defined as postponing a break up due to an upcoming event, trip or holidays.
You are just relationship edging him because of your trip to PV, and that wedding next month.
by gayphiladelphia October 6, 2020
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Election Edging

Drawing out naming the winner of an election as long as possible. Especially in Nevada.
The United States been election edging since November 4th!
by Kapt'n and Kitty November 6, 2020
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Diploma Edging

When a senior or upperclassman drops out of High School right before graduating
Person 1: You hear Chad dropped out?
Person 2: What?! Graduation is literally in a few days! Why?!
Person 1: I don't know, he was Diploma Edging I guess
by yo͝ormämɡā June 12, 2021
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Dump Edging

Similar to regular Sexual Edging. Dump Edging is where you start to Turtle Head, but at the last minute contract your sphincter and suck the turd back into your bowels. After you've done this a few times, and you finally get to release your load, you'll be sweating with euphoria, as endorphins flood your body.
I was riding the 230 home, after a long lunch of spicy Indian food, and got the urge to continue the endorphin hit. So I decided to do a bit of Dump Edging on the bus to tide me over, until I arrived at the sanctity of my home base toilet
by Uncle George Pell September 15, 2021
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Trench Edging

When you are taking a shit, and you let the turd about halfway out, but then suck it back in and repeat the process. Typically used as a method of self-punishment, similar to regular edging.
A: "Bro what took you so long to get back on the game? You were gone for like an hour."
B: "Sorry bro, I was busy trench edging myself, I've been hating myself a lot recently."
by imVigin December 23, 2021
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