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Edward Handle Hands

A variation of the game "Edward 40 Hands" where participants use handles of vodka in place 40s the object of the game is to drink your 2 handles without succumbing to alcohol poisoning. in layman's terms the winner is the one who isn't dead at the end of the night.
Dude 1: Hey bro, Jimmy, Bob, and Tim played edward handle hands last night.

Dude 2: oh really? Who won?

Dude 1: Tim...Jimmy and Bob's funeral is going to be next week. which color polo should I wear to it?
by Sparx103 May 12, 2009
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eduar

Eduar is one of the most nicest yet meanest person, he is always trying to make you laugh but can be annoying at sometimes. He is a great friend if you get to know him.
Person 1: Hey is that Eduar?
Person 2: Yeah he is very nice but Is sometimes annoying.
Person:3 hey is also very funny
All: Agree!
by Agent P is play tu Joses so October 12, 2019
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Edward Snowden

Technology Specialist and former US Intelligence employee. Passionate about his Country’s Constitution 🇺🇸. Revealed that Intelligence of his country & Western Intelligence in general (the Five eyes alliance), was developing, and is using advanced technology, for domestic purposes; to spy on 👀, and persecute its own its citizens; without justification, cause, or court approval; including the allies of the west, including, politicians & leaders, such as Angela Merkel; operating outside the Law. Edward Snowden currently has safety in Russia.

“The National Security Agency monitored the phone conversations of 35 world leaders ... according to a classified document provided by whistleblower Edward Snowden”

~ The Guardian, Friday 25 Oct 2013
The most recent pinned tweet from Edward Snowden’s Twitter account ...

“When a crooked politician calls me traitor, ask yourself: who did I betray? The courts have ruled repeatedly that the programs I revealed were unlawful, and likely unconstitutional—a violation of your rights.

If this is treason, what they call loyalty is a crime”

The 4th Amendment 🇺🇸 of the US Constitution ...

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized”

“I do not want to live in a world where everything I do and say is recorded”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸

“I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind”

~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy 🇺🇸

“My thinking on the Assange pardon is very simple: setting aside all else, Trump will either be remembered as the first President since JFK who from his first to last day in office was hated by the NSA, CIA, and FBI, or as the one who caved to pressure at the very last moment”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸

“If you judge a man by his enemies, I'm doing pretty well”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸
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Chayse Edwards

He usually likes Gemma and want a phat root with lotte and a simp
by Djdjcmdmdmcf f October 26, 2020
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The Mudslide of St. Edwards

When you have the worst diarrhea runs. The shit sometimes just drips out of your ass crack, and on the floor causing an embarrasing moment for everybody. These runs usually happen every ten to fifteen minutes or so and maybe not coincidentally occur after dinner. They are especially bad when a sports movie is playing. The problem has not been diagnosed scientifically yet but it is clearly an issue in modern america society.
College Student 1: Man that kid must have the runs like no other
College student 2: Yea I heard he had the mudslide of st. edwards
College Student 1: Dude don't fuck around i hope u are kidding
College Student 2: Nah man I'm serious I wouldn't wish that upon anyone though.
by Grinnell March 31, 2008
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edgar friendly

Supporting character in the movie "Demolition Man" with Silvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes, played by Dennis Leary with his usual abrasive style. Example quote:

According to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal?
I don't know why they are insisting on an example for this. You don't run around saying, I got abe-lincolned do you? Ok, how about this: The other day I was walking down the street and I met Edgar Friendly. He proceeded to pull from his bag a large phallic object, a can of whip cream, two clothes pins, some ice cubes and a tube of preparation H with the applicator already attatched. He then proceeded to abe-lincoln me.
by Ebola Boy June 16, 2006
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eddress

"What is your eddress?"
by David Altheer August 15, 2006
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